My dearest Calypso,

I hope this reaches you, because there are a few things I never got the chance to say, and you really need to hear them.

First, you are seriously beautiful; I hope you already knew that.

Second, to me, there is nothing hotter that a girl who isn't afraid to get her hands dirty.

Third, you are the first and only girl I've ever kissed. Despite what you may think, I am not all that popular with the ladies.

Finally, I think I might be falling in love with you.

I know I've made you a lot of promises- full ones, not empty- and I haven't forgotten them. I will not forget.

Please, don't forget me. Don't fall in love with someone else.

Sincerely,

Leo

P.S.-I'm sorry for crashing into your dining table. I'll make you a new one when we open our shop.