Sima Yi,

Why do you hate me so much. So what if I didn't have any historical importance. I'm still badass. It's not like I'm an all time bitchy, pedo, arrogant asshole like you.

Xu Shu


Zhuge Liang,

STOP BEING SO MEAN. I thought we were friends

Xu Shu


Zhou Yu,

WHY DID YOU SEND ME THIS (a very well detailed yaoi hentai)

Xu Shu


Yue Ying,

I thought you were married

Xu Shu


Zhuge Liang,

Is this why you hate me so much. I'M NOT INTO HER LEAVE ME ALONE

Xu Shu


(The paper is covered in purple liquid)

Cao Pi,

You sent me grapes too huh?

Xu Shu


Cao Cao, Yue Jin,

Don't get me involved

Xu Shu


Cai Wenji,

You have to choose right now!

Xu Shu


Ma Dai,

So what are you painting?

Xu Shu


Ma Dai,

I JUST NEED SOMETHING NORMAL TO TALK ABOUT

Xu Shu


Xun Yu,

Is there any way you can make my life a little easier. PLEASE

Xu Shu


Xun Yu,

No? You suck

Xu Shu


Zhang Fei,

What type of wine do you drink?

Xu Shu