So like this one day Master Chief was fighting and kicking major ass like he does in every game!
"Master Chief help us!" screamed one of the Spartans. They were fighting with The Covenant but without Master Chief they were losing! Master Chief rushed over to help them but he was stopped when the floor under him opened. He fell through a portal and landed in the real world, next to a GameStop video game shop.
"Where the hell am I?" Said Master Chief. "And who are those dumbass looking fat nerds?"
Over to his left were two big fat pimply man children wearing Kidtendo t-shirts.
"Gee, I can't wait to buy New Super Mario Bros. U!" One of them said.
"Yeah! It's so fun buying the same games over and over again! I already have 5 copies of Mario Galaxy at home!" Said the other.
"My god!" Master Chief realized. "Nintendo fanboys! I've never seen anything so revolting in my life."
Master Chief picked up his rifle and aimed it at the Shittendo fanboys. "Attention, faggots!" They looked over at him. "Prepare to die!" Then the Kidtendo fans ran away but they were to slow and they were shot by bullets!
"Thank you Master Chief!" Said the store clerk. "I hate Kidtendo fans!"
"All in a day's work." Said Master Chief. "Kidtendo fans don't deserve to live."
The End