Author's beginning note: I'm going to re-make the story of Shrek. Donkey
isn't unloved and Shrek finds another love match, along with Donkey. Here
goes..
Chapter one: The Re-Make of Shrek
~Shrek and Donkey are alone in the corn fields~
Donkey: (walking along as he tries to get Shrek to like him) I know you want to be my friend, Shrek! Don't you dare lie to me!
Shrek: Gosh would you just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!??
Donkey: The more you say that, the more I am gonna annoy you!
Shrek: Fine, I'll give you a chance. But only if you promise me that you will find me a love match.
Donkey: Done.
~all the while, Shrek and Donkey are walking along to find a hole in the ground where the "groundpig" that shall be introduced later in the story lives.~
Shrek: Hmm.this is a lovely hole in the ground, is it not?
Donkey: How can a hole be lovely, might I ask?
Shrek: Look at it! It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
Donkey: Umm.yeah whatever ok!
Shrek: There's a beautiful girl down in that hole...I'll have you know.
Donkey: And you know this how?? You're just a stupid Ogre, what do you know.
Shrek: Take a look for yourself
~Donkey looks in the hole and finds the most beautiful "groundpig" he has ever seen~
"Groundpig": Oh my goodness! Aren't you a sexy being, you jackass you!
Donkey: YA HEAR THAT, SHREK! She called me SeXy!!!!
Shrek: Yeah ummhmm..(mumbles under his breath) I saw her first.
"Groundpig": What was that, hideous beast, I couldn't quite hear you?
Donkey: He didn't say anything, just ignore him.trust me, he's not worth listening to.
~Shrek growls and walks back to his swamp all alone without a lover to be with~
Shrek: (mumbles to himself) So much for donkey finding me a girlfriend. Some friend he is.see if I ever talk to that little ass again.
~Princess Fiona (Lord Farquaad's wife) knocks on Shrek's door)
Shrek: GO AWAY DONKEY!
Fiona: It's me, Fiona.
Shrek: Sure sure, I know it's you Donkey, disguising your voice. You lied to me once before, why wouldn't you do it again.
~Fiona breaks down Shrek's door~
Shrek: Oh my goodness it is you!!! I'm so sorry!
Fiona: It's okay.
Shrek: GET OUT! YOU'RE GETTING MUD ALL OVER MY RUG!
Fiona: Sorry, I'll take my shoes off.
Shrek: Why don't you clean up the floors while you're at it
Fiona: I wish you were the Shrek from the actual movie who wasn't so clean!
Shrek: Yeah well I'm not. And I'm extremely mad now, so I think you should leave.
~Fiona leaves and Shrek sulks in his own depression.waiting and trying to figure out what to do with Donkey~
Author's end note: More of this story in the next chapter. In my version of Shrek, Fiona ended up marrying Lord Farquaad. Donkey falls in love with a "groundpig" (aka groundhog) and is completely the opposite of how he is in the real Shrek. Shrek is also opposite.he is neat and tidy and it's almost as if he wants to be happy.and he wants to be Donkey's friend. Bye for now, please be sure to read onto the next chapter.
Chapter one: The Re-Make of Shrek
~Shrek and Donkey are alone in the corn fields~
Donkey: (walking along as he tries to get Shrek to like him) I know you want to be my friend, Shrek! Don't you dare lie to me!
Shrek: Gosh would you just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!??
Donkey: The more you say that, the more I am gonna annoy you!
Shrek: Fine, I'll give you a chance. But only if you promise me that you will find me a love match.
Donkey: Done.
~all the while, Shrek and Donkey are walking along to find a hole in the ground where the "groundpig" that shall be introduced later in the story lives.~
Shrek: Hmm.this is a lovely hole in the ground, is it not?
Donkey: How can a hole be lovely, might I ask?
Shrek: Look at it! It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
Donkey: Umm.yeah whatever ok!
Shrek: There's a beautiful girl down in that hole...I'll have you know.
Donkey: And you know this how?? You're just a stupid Ogre, what do you know.
Shrek: Take a look for yourself
~Donkey looks in the hole and finds the most beautiful "groundpig" he has ever seen~
"Groundpig": Oh my goodness! Aren't you a sexy being, you jackass you!
Donkey: YA HEAR THAT, SHREK! She called me SeXy!!!!
Shrek: Yeah ummhmm..(mumbles under his breath) I saw her first.
"Groundpig": What was that, hideous beast, I couldn't quite hear you?
Donkey: He didn't say anything, just ignore him.trust me, he's not worth listening to.
~Shrek growls and walks back to his swamp all alone without a lover to be with~
Shrek: (mumbles to himself) So much for donkey finding me a girlfriend. Some friend he is.see if I ever talk to that little ass again.
~Princess Fiona (Lord Farquaad's wife) knocks on Shrek's door)
Shrek: GO AWAY DONKEY!
Fiona: It's me, Fiona.
Shrek: Sure sure, I know it's you Donkey, disguising your voice. You lied to me once before, why wouldn't you do it again.
~Fiona breaks down Shrek's door~
Shrek: Oh my goodness it is you!!! I'm so sorry!
Fiona: It's okay.
Shrek: GET OUT! YOU'RE GETTING MUD ALL OVER MY RUG!
Fiona: Sorry, I'll take my shoes off.
Shrek: Why don't you clean up the floors while you're at it
Fiona: I wish you were the Shrek from the actual movie who wasn't so clean!
Shrek: Yeah well I'm not. And I'm extremely mad now, so I think you should leave.
~Fiona leaves and Shrek sulks in his own depression.waiting and trying to figure out what to do with Donkey~
Author's end note: More of this story in the next chapter. In my version of Shrek, Fiona ended up marrying Lord Farquaad. Donkey falls in love with a "groundpig" (aka groundhog) and is completely the opposite of how he is in the real Shrek. Shrek is also opposite.he is neat and tidy and it's almost as if he wants to be happy.and he wants to be Donkey's friend. Bye for now, please be sure to read onto the next chapter.