Strawberry Boy.

By: Zephyr no Shin

Disclaimer: DBZ shit is owned by FUNimation, I do not own it I am just boerrowing it! XD

One fine day, at Vegeta's house, Vegeta and Goku were having a powerup contest to see who could go the farthest. Everyone was betting on Goku (DUH!) so, as Goku and Vegeta reached SSJ [insert random number here], Vegeta suddenly turned bright red. Oh yes, did I mention it was the night of the harvest moon? Everyone thought he was going to bust a dookie or something, but he looked right at the harvest moon instead. Suddenly, his hair turned green and his entire body turned red. There was then a great big POOF! of smoke, and a FLASH! of colored light, and Vegeta had turned into a giant STRAWBERRY! (Note to Alanis: THAT is ironic!) Then he destroyed half of the planet with devastating attacks and all that jazz.... *Yawn* Then Bulma drank some !~* SUPER GOD WATER *~! and ate Vegeta the Strawberry. Sort of an Anticlimax, huh? *Laughter*

Ok, go home now.

Seriously, stop reading.

Can't you take a hint?

There is nothing even remotely interesting beyond this point.

Why are you still reading this?

What in the name of HFIL are you doing still here?!?!

Sweet Mother Of Flaming Marshmallows, go home!!

I give up.

You win.

Take my money, and my job, and my sample of Piccolonium.

I am now a bitter shell of a man.

At least I think I am a man.

GOOD GRAVY, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!