Trouble: Yay! My first story! I'm a beginner so i asked my good friend for help!!
Suheil373: (appears out of nowhere) Yay! I'm here! And I brought my good buddy too! (yanks on a long chain)
Malik: (comes in with a chain tired around his ankle/leg) Hello...
Trouble: Yay! Can I feed him cookies? And Ryou too! Oh Ryou?!
Ryou: (walks into view) Hello there, mates!! The authoresses don't own YuGiOh! Read on! (looks at authoresses feeding Malik cookies) Uh....On with the story/play
Trouble: Can I feed Ryou a cookie?
Malik: Just start the damn show!!!!
Trouble: It's a play, you nit!!! (hits with rubber mallet)
*****The Little Joey-pillar*****
Narrator appears on stage.
Trouble: Hello, I'm Chiharu007, your Narrator for this evening. But you can call me Trouble for now on!(whispers: there's a reason for that ...hehe *hides rubber mallet*) I'll have a guest narrator too, give a round of applause for Suheil373!!!
Scattered applause.
Suheil373: Hello! I must say, it's great to be here!! But now we have to start the story.
*~*The characters (Backstage)*~*
Joey(caterpillar/Lead character): (stuffing his face with cheese)
Bakura(the snort): (smirking)
Téa is caught in a trance staring at Bakura, blushing.
Bakura: Something the matter, mortal?
Téa: Huh? AHHH!! Nothing's wrong.......nothing at all.. (blushing)
Yugi: Uh-huh...
Téa: Oy...this is gonna be a long day.. -___-
Tristan(flying monkey): How'd i get here?! My motorcycle broke down!
Just then the narrators walk in.
Trouble(Chiharu007's nickname): I don't kow... (smirks)
Suheil373: (whistling innocently with a screwdriver behind her back)
Trouble: Well since you're here you might as well be in our play! (^__^)
Suheil373: Special guest Pegasus!!!
Y-G-O! gang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pegasus: Yay! Flying monkey!! (^____^)
Trouble: Yes I found Tristan by....uh.....accident!
Random guy: Suheil you guys are on in 2 minutes, hurry and get on your places!!
*~*Beginning*~*
Trouble: This story is called......... (thinking)
Suheil373: Uhhh......(thinking)
Trouble: Wait, that wasn't it....(keeps thinking)
Suheil373: Wait not that either... (thinking hard)
Trouble: AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Suheil373: Oh yeah! It's called "The Little Caterpillar" and we will be the narrators/directors of this here play.
Trouble: I will be using some guys---err people from YuGiOh!
*~* Play Scene*~*
Trouble: Once upon a time there was a little caterpillar.
Joey appears next to a gigatuic leaf.
Joey: (^__^)
Suheil373: It would wringle over here...
Joey wringles.
Trouble: And he would wringle over there..
Joey wringles.
Suheil373: And up
Joey wringles up.
Trouble: And down
Joey wringles down.
Suheil373: And to the left..
Trouble: And to the right.
Joey: (dancing) To da left, to da right.
Trouble: (hits Joey with her rubber mallet) I'm not done yet!
Joey: (@_@) Owie...
Suheil373: On with the story!!
Trouble: The little caterpillar had sooo much fun, he decided to dance all day.
Joey: Now?
Trouble: Now..
Joey: (dancing) To da left, to da right, to da left...
Trouble: But one day, a big snort came and picked him up.
Suheil373: (whispers) Psst, Bakura.....you come in at this time...
Bakura: Oh.......(smirks) okay
Téa is somewhat drooling at this point.
Bakura picks up Joey and carries him away.
Joey: AAAHHHH!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT MAH MODER?!?! oops....wrong story (sweatdrops)
Téa snaps out of drooling trance and sweatdrops, as does everyone else.
Suheil373: Oh.....uh....hehe......oh yeah, anyways, the caterpillar was carried off by the snort until he was accidentally dropped.
Bakura lets go of Joey and Joey falls to the ground.
THUNK!!!
Joey: (@_@)
Trouble: Joey....err....I mean, the caterpillar was now lost.
Joey: (blinks) I'm lost...
Suheil373: But he didn't know, he was 5 inches away from the leaf he called home.
Joey: I want da leaf which he...err I call home!
Trouble: Soooo he starts walking.
Joey: I'm gonna walk.. (walks)
Suheil373: Now that he's 2 inches away from his leaf, hemeets a grasshopper, not just ANY grasshopper, but a singing one.
Téa: (whispers in the audience) This is funny.. (giggles)
Trouble: (silence)
Suheil373: (nervous) err.......um... (speaks louder) Not just any grasshopper but a singing one!!!!
Crickets chirp.
Suheil373: Oh for the love of Ra!! (yells) YUGI, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!
Audience: (slightly laughing)
Yugi: COMING!!
Bakura pushes Yugi out onto the stage.
Yugi: (jumping up and down singing) Everyone needs a mom, na na na
Joey: Why hello, grasshopper! I'm lost....will ya help me?
Yugi: (nervous) uh....uh...
Trouble: (angrily) SAY YOUR LINE!!!
Yugi: (yells out loud and fast) SURE I'LL HELP YOU!!!!! (@_@)
Joey: Thanks! (^__^)
Trouble: So the little caterpillar climbs onto the grasshopper's back and the grasshopper keeps on jumping until they are within 1 inch of the leaf
Joey and Yugi: (yelling in unison) ARE YA NUTS?!?!?
Ryou: (in the audience) Yeppers! (^__^
Suheil373: (snaps back) NO, IT SAYS SO IN THE BOOK, AND DON'T YELL AT ME!!!
Yelling contest begins.
Joey: YOU DON'T GOT ANY BOOK!!!
Suheil373: WELL I KNOW THE STORY!!!
Trouble: NOW DO IT!!!!! (brings out her rubber mallet)
Yugi shrugs and Joey sighs.
Joey gets on Yugi's back, they wobble forward a bit, a bit backwards then..............they fall down
Audience: (laughs)
Joey: NOT AGAIN (@_@)
Yugi: I should have been the caterpillar...
Suheil373: (brings out the Sacred Gold Mallet of Doom and yells) CONTINUE WITH THE STORY!!!
Joey: Ok, ok, sheesh!
Suheil373: Now that they are one inch from the leaf...
Pegasus: A flying monkey came and grabbed the caterpillar!!!!!
Trouble: Tristan, you're up..
Tristan: Why'd I have to be the monkey?!
Pegasus: (coos) Cuz you make a cute monkey.
Mai: (in the audience) Tristan!! A cute monkey?! THAT'S A LAUGH!!!
Trouble starts squealing happily.
Suheil373: Aww how cute! Oh! Oh! I know! Kodak Moment!! (^__^) (takes out a camera and takes Tristan's picture)
Trouble: The monkey now grabbed the caterpillar and flew it all the way up to the leaf.
Tristan in a wire grabs Joey and carries him all the way up to the leaf.
Tristan: Ughhh.....You're heavy, man!
Joey: Well sorry I didn't say anything 'bout you
Trouble: Now the Monkey, the Grasshopper, the Snort and the Caterpillar are on the leaf all happy....
Audience: YAY!!!
Suheil373: And now......THEY ALL DANCE!!!
Tristan, Yugi, Bakura and Joey dance.
Joey: To da left, to da right, to da left!
Suheil373 and Trouble: THE END!!!
Joey, Bakura, Yugi, Tristan, Trouble and Suheil373: We hope you enjoyed the play of 'The Little Caterpillar'!!!! (they all bow)
Everyone dances.
All together: TO DA LEFT, TO DA RIGHT, TO DA LEFT.....
*~*5 Minutes later*~*
All: bugaloo bu bu galoo! bu galoo bu bu galoo! (dancing)
*~* 1 Hour later*~*
All: (tired) bugaloo bu bu galoo! bu galoo bu bu galoo...
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Trouble: We hope you enjoyed cuz I sure as heck did!!
Suheil373: YUP! Please Review and flames will be used to roast my chicken!! (takes out her non cooked chicken)
Ryou: Bye! Til next time!!
Malik: (trying to get loose from Suheil373's chain) Yeah, bye!
Suheil373: (appears out of nowhere) Yay! I'm here! And I brought my good buddy too! (yanks on a long chain)
Malik: (comes in with a chain tired around his ankle/leg) Hello...
Trouble: Yay! Can I feed him cookies? And Ryou too! Oh Ryou?!
Ryou: (walks into view) Hello there, mates!! The authoresses don't own YuGiOh! Read on! (looks at authoresses feeding Malik cookies) Uh....On with the story/play
Trouble: Can I feed Ryou a cookie?
Malik: Just start the damn show!!!!
Trouble: It's a play, you nit!!! (hits with rubber mallet)
*****The Little Joey-pillar*****
Narrator appears on stage.
Trouble: Hello, I'm Chiharu007, your Narrator for this evening. But you can call me Trouble for now on!(whispers: there's a reason for that ...hehe *hides rubber mallet*) I'll have a guest narrator too, give a round of applause for Suheil373!!!
Scattered applause.
Suheil373: Hello! I must say, it's great to be here!! But now we have to start the story.
*~*The characters (Backstage)*~*
Joey(caterpillar/Lead character): (stuffing his face with cheese)
Bakura(the snort): (smirking)
Téa is caught in a trance staring at Bakura, blushing.
Bakura: Something the matter, mortal?
Téa: Huh? AHHH!! Nothing's wrong.......nothing at all.. (blushing)
Yugi: Uh-huh...
Téa: Oy...this is gonna be a long day.. -___-
Tristan(flying monkey): How'd i get here?! My motorcycle broke down!
Just then the narrators walk in.
Trouble(Chiharu007's nickname): I don't kow... (smirks)
Suheil373: (whistling innocently with a screwdriver behind her back)
Trouble: Well since you're here you might as well be in our play! (^__^)
Suheil373: Special guest Pegasus!!!
Y-G-O! gang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pegasus: Yay! Flying monkey!! (^____^)
Trouble: Yes I found Tristan by....uh.....accident!
Random guy: Suheil you guys are on in 2 minutes, hurry and get on your places!!
*~*Beginning*~*
Trouble: This story is called......... (thinking)
Suheil373: Uhhh......(thinking)
Trouble: Wait, that wasn't it....(keeps thinking)
Suheil373: Wait not that either... (thinking hard)
Trouble: AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Suheil373: Oh yeah! It's called "The Little Caterpillar" and we will be the narrators/directors of this here play.
Trouble: I will be using some guys---err people from YuGiOh!
*~* Play Scene*~*
Trouble: Once upon a time there was a little caterpillar.
Joey appears next to a gigatuic leaf.
Joey: (^__^)
Suheil373: It would wringle over here...
Joey wringles.
Trouble: And he would wringle over there..
Joey wringles.
Suheil373: And up
Joey wringles up.
Trouble: And down
Joey wringles down.
Suheil373: And to the left..
Trouble: And to the right.
Joey: (dancing) To da left, to da right.
Trouble: (hits Joey with her rubber mallet) I'm not done yet!
Joey: (@_@) Owie...
Suheil373: On with the story!!
Trouble: The little caterpillar had sooo much fun, he decided to dance all day.
Joey: Now?
Trouble: Now..
Joey: (dancing) To da left, to da right, to da left...
Trouble: But one day, a big snort came and picked him up.
Suheil373: (whispers) Psst, Bakura.....you come in at this time...
Bakura: Oh.......(smirks) okay
Téa is somewhat drooling at this point.
Bakura picks up Joey and carries him away.
Joey: AAAHHHH!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT MAH MODER?!?! oops....wrong story (sweatdrops)
Téa snaps out of drooling trance and sweatdrops, as does everyone else.
Suheil373: Oh.....uh....hehe......oh yeah, anyways, the caterpillar was carried off by the snort until he was accidentally dropped.
Bakura lets go of Joey and Joey falls to the ground.
THUNK!!!
Joey: (@_@)
Trouble: Joey....err....I mean, the caterpillar was now lost.
Joey: (blinks) I'm lost...
Suheil373: But he didn't know, he was 5 inches away from the leaf he called home.
Joey: I want da leaf which he...err I call home!
Trouble: Soooo he starts walking.
Joey: I'm gonna walk.. (walks)
Suheil373: Now that he's 2 inches away from his leaf, hemeets a grasshopper, not just ANY grasshopper, but a singing one.
Téa: (whispers in the audience) This is funny.. (giggles)
Trouble: (silence)
Suheil373: (nervous) err.......um... (speaks louder) Not just any grasshopper but a singing one!!!!
Crickets chirp.
Suheil373: Oh for the love of Ra!! (yells) YUGI, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!
Audience: (slightly laughing)
Yugi: COMING!!
Bakura pushes Yugi out onto the stage.
Yugi: (jumping up and down singing) Everyone needs a mom, na na na
Joey: Why hello, grasshopper! I'm lost....will ya help me?
Yugi: (nervous) uh....uh...
Trouble: (angrily) SAY YOUR LINE!!!
Yugi: (yells out loud and fast) SURE I'LL HELP YOU!!!!! (@_@)
Joey: Thanks! (^__^)
Trouble: So the little caterpillar climbs onto the grasshopper's back and the grasshopper keeps on jumping until they are within 1 inch of the leaf
Joey and Yugi: (yelling in unison) ARE YA NUTS?!?!?
Ryou: (in the audience) Yeppers! (^__^
Suheil373: (snaps back) NO, IT SAYS SO IN THE BOOK, AND DON'T YELL AT ME!!!
Yelling contest begins.
Joey: YOU DON'T GOT ANY BOOK!!!
Suheil373: WELL I KNOW THE STORY!!!
Trouble: NOW DO IT!!!!! (brings out her rubber mallet)
Yugi shrugs and Joey sighs.
Joey gets on Yugi's back, they wobble forward a bit, a bit backwards then..............they fall down
Audience: (laughs)
Joey: NOT AGAIN (@_@)
Yugi: I should have been the caterpillar...
Suheil373: (brings out the Sacred Gold Mallet of Doom and yells) CONTINUE WITH THE STORY!!!
Joey: Ok, ok, sheesh!
Suheil373: Now that they are one inch from the leaf...
Pegasus: A flying monkey came and grabbed the caterpillar!!!!!
Trouble: Tristan, you're up..
Tristan: Why'd I have to be the monkey?!
Pegasus: (coos) Cuz you make a cute monkey.
Mai: (in the audience) Tristan!! A cute monkey?! THAT'S A LAUGH!!!
Trouble starts squealing happily.
Suheil373: Aww how cute! Oh! Oh! I know! Kodak Moment!! (^__^) (takes out a camera and takes Tristan's picture)
Trouble: The monkey now grabbed the caterpillar and flew it all the way up to the leaf.
Tristan in a wire grabs Joey and carries him all the way up to the leaf.
Tristan: Ughhh.....You're heavy, man!
Joey: Well sorry I didn't say anything 'bout you
Trouble: Now the Monkey, the Grasshopper, the Snort and the Caterpillar are on the leaf all happy....
Audience: YAY!!!
Suheil373: And now......THEY ALL DANCE!!!
Tristan, Yugi, Bakura and Joey dance.
Joey: To da left, to da right, to da left!
Suheil373 and Trouble: THE END!!!
Joey, Bakura, Yugi, Tristan, Trouble and Suheil373: We hope you enjoyed the play of 'The Little Caterpillar'!!!! (they all bow)
Everyone dances.
All together: TO DA LEFT, TO DA RIGHT, TO DA LEFT.....
*~*5 Minutes later*~*
All: bugaloo bu bu galoo! bu galoo bu bu galoo! (dancing)
*~* 1 Hour later*~*
All: (tired) bugaloo bu bu galoo! bu galoo bu bu galoo...
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Trouble: We hope you enjoyed cuz I sure as heck did!!
Suheil373: YUP! Please Review and flames will be used to roast my chicken!! (takes out her non cooked chicken)
Ryou: Bye! Til next time!!
Malik: (trying to get loose from Suheil373's chain) Yeah, bye!