Yeah... Sorry about my laziness in 'FFFF Warrior Cats!' o.0" . I don't think I was up to that kind of project, and I also didn't want to modify 6000+ words into non-script format. I like the randomness aspect of it. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Hopefully, this will make up for it. My updating schedule is very VERY sporadic, but I'll try my best to write a lot. Don't worry about your previous OC's people who have submitted. I transfered them over to here. Feel free to add suggestions and such, and post more than once. This will be an ALL AROUND sort of story. This includes messing with the ho-hum clans, fights against OC's submitted or canon cats, some Truth or Dare, and other random things. PM me using this form to submit cats for the cast.

{Name: Pinestep

Gender: Female

Color: Dark gray tabby with green eyes.

Position: [Host] (There can be different positions of GUARD, ASSISTANT, and TORTURER.)

Description: Pinestep is a cat with a calm disposition not so much of the time. She has a semi-automatic tranquilizer and has the power to shatter femurs and use the finishing move 'Final Super Ultimate Giga Hyper Smashing Breaker Roundhouse Kick' She likes Jayfeather and hates Honeykit and fish. She is very charismatic, using her wily charms or the rifle strapped to her back to persuade others.}

Oh yeah, I don't own Warrior Cats, Blacksky, Flightriver, Treepaw, Moongaze, Flamefur, and the phrases "Ah scumbag", "For Narnia!", and "THIS IS SPARTA!".

I do own Pinestep, Solar(Solarstream), Honeykit, the 'Chicken', and Harold.

And with a lot of further ado we have previous covered, here is the chapter!

P.S. Scarletthecat14, Graywhisker will appear later in the story. Just sayin.

The dark minivan bounced along the rugged dirt path, heading deep into the woods. The driver of the van, a dark orange tom, maneuvered the van with ease. The three other cats in the back were still jostled all over the place.

"Hey, can you stop trying to give me whiplash?!" Cat 1 snarled.

"Hey, I'm driving this as smoothly as I can! I'm not the one who chose the destination!" Squeaked the Driver Cat with no opposable thumbs.

"Well, I don't think that our little passenger here enjoys the throttling you are giving to all of us!" Cat 2, an ginger splotched she-cat, commented.

Unfortunately, the third cat was a dark gray tabby named Pinestep who, under normal circumstances, would have shot everyone in the car full of tranquilizers from her very destructive looking rifle in the trunk. Right now though, she was taped to the seat with ducktape.

"I'm going to give you all COMAS!" Pinestep screeched.

"Shut it, or we might tape your mouth, too."

"YOU WILL ALL PAY WHEN I GE-"

Cat 1 then taped Pinestep's mouth shut.

"MPPPPHHHHHGRBBB!"

"God, she is still noisy, when are we going to get there?" Cat 2 whined.

"3 minutes! Deal with her 'till then!" the Driver squeaked, using his non-apposable paws to drive.

"YMMMM ILLLMM ANNH DIIIIH!" Pinestep screamed through the tape.

"Want more duck tape?" Cat 1 growled.

Pinestep glares at him and he flinches.

~3 minutes and 2 seconds later…

"Hey we're here!"

"Thank Starclan! My associate was getting a little carried away with the ducktape." Cat 2 complained.

"What do you mean?" Cat 1 whistles merrily.

Pinestep is taped to the ceiling with multiple layers of rainbow colored ducktape.

Cat 2 stares at Cat 1.

"You can't blame me! She started biting through the tape… and her eyes were scary." Cat 1 cried.

"…Let's just get her out."

"I have the chainsaw!"

"No you idiot! Let me do all the work!" *Takes out safety scissors and starts cutting.*

After waiting 2 seconds, Cat 1 screamed, "THIS TAKES TOO LONG!" Then he takes out chainsaw and cuts off a portion of the car roof.

"MY CAR!" Driver Cat squeaked.

"AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Cat 1 starts screaming maniacally.

Pinestep drops to the floor completely unharmed, "Oof!"

"See? Nothing to i-"

Pinestep screamed "DIE SCUM!" and then leaps on top of Cat 1.

"ARGHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF!" he stumbles around and smashes into car.

"OMG! GEROFFIM GEROFFIM GEROFFIM!" Cat 2 wailed.

"My femurs! AHHHHH!" Cat 1 wailed back.

"MY CAR!" The Driver Cat squeaked again.

Cat 1 manages to pry off Pinestep, though his entire upper body is shaved.

Cat 2 grabs Pinestep's tranquilizer and randomly fires multiple shots. It hits Cat 1, the car, a casual ferret, Lionblaze (Who just randomly fell from the sky), and a tree.

Cat 1 screamed "Ow!" and fell into a coma.

Driver cat squeaked "MY CAR!"

The ferret yelled "Ah, scumbag!" and then died.

"Patty cake, patty cake, bake me a… um… a… LOBSTER!" Lionblaze mumbled and passed out.

Tree said "Ow."

Cat 2 stares at the tree, "How-".

Pinestep then leaps on top of Cat 2.

"ARGH! I CAN FEEL MY MULTIPLE FEMURS SHATTERING!" screamed Cat 2, shooting Pinestep full of mule tranquilizer.

"No… no more fish… I just glossed my fur…", Pinestep mumbles. She stumbles around and passes out.

Cat 2 looks at her shaved hide. "So this is what I look like without fur… where did she get the razor?"

Another random cat approaches the scene from the building the happy group arrived at.

"I see you managed to survive." meowed Cat number 003.

"MY CAR!" The Driver Cat squeaked again.

"BARELY!" Cat 2 ignored him and responded to Cat 3.

"I can see that. I can also see that you have your pelt half shaved off. It's indecent." Cat 3 shakes his head.

Cat 2 looks down... "OMG!" She then hides behind the tranquilized tree.

Cat 3 facepaws, "Never mind that. I have my hostess." He starts dragging Pinestep across the clearing to the studio.*

"…Hey driver, I need a ride back to the nearest clothing department." Cat 2 mumbled from behind the tree.

"NO! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR!" He gets in tranquilized van with no roof and drives away, squeaking rude comments about half shaved cats and chainsaws and ducktape.

"…Hello? ...It's cold out here… and I'm half hided... Crud."

A couple hours later...

Pinestep wakes up and blinks sleepily. "YAWN! I just had the strangest dream about a cat named Pinkfur and a dashing looking tom named Jayfeather."

Cat 3 meowed from behind, "Hello, Pinestep."

Pinestep leaps up and screamed, "NINJA CAT TRAINING ENGAGE! KIA! She then starts a round house kick.

"USE OF MY CEREBELLUM!", Cat 3 screamed back and steps aside.

"CRASHING INTO A WAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!" *Crashes into brick wall* "...My femur..."

"Enough fooling around!" Cat 3 roared, "Time to get down to why you are here..." He rubs his paws evilly.

"COOKIES!?" Pinestep screamed in his ear.

"What!? NO!"

"Oh... Who are you?"

"W-wha... Who are YOU!?"

"I'm Pinestep. Now tell me who you are."

"Me? Who am I?"

"Um... yeah."

"I am the embodiment of randomness! The titan of torture! The lord of laughs! The daddy of dares! THE MONARCH OF MAYHEM! I AM HAROLD OLAF OF RANDOMNESS AND HAM!"

A giant sign lights up behind Henry that blares 'HIPPO BUTT!'

"DANG IT! I hate it when the computer screws around with me!"

Pinestep cracks up laughing.

"What? It isn't that funny."

"N- nothing! It's just that... your initials... it spells... H.O.O.R.A.H.!" She drops to the floor giggling uncontrollably.

"WHAT!? THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE!"

"HOORAH HOORAH HOORAH!", Pinestep screams and cracks up again; she starts rolling around the floor laughing hysterically.

Harold Olaf of Randomness and Ham grumbled.

5 Minutes later...

"Ahahaheheheh! Okay, I'm all done now. Whoo!" Pinestep wiped tears from her eyes.

"Finally. Now that's out of the way, we can go on to what I was going to say!"

"That's right! Tell me why you dragged me to the random studio in the middle of the woods with a chainsaw toting madcat and a tranquilizer rifle thief." Pinestep hissed.

"Yeah, sorry about the inconvenience. This location is to remain hidden. The truth is, I've been looking at your show called FFFF Warrior Cats."

"Yeah, the too lazy author is too lazy to continue it. Too much work for his too lazy brain."

Nocabbages grumbles somewhere in the real world.

Solar pops randomly out of a lampshade. "HEY! THAT WAS MY SHOW!"

"ROUNDHOUSE!" Pinestep screeched and 'Final Super Ultimate Giga Hyper Smashing Breaker Roundhouse kicks' the lampshade.

Multiple explosions and burning Solar follow.

Solar flies through the window screaming, "MY FEMURS!"

"As you were saying." Pinestep huffed.

"Yes, well I hate to see that marvelous story of brutality end, so I've decided to give you this studio for your mad schemes."

"Ooh cool! Is there a dungeon?"

"Yes."

"A coffee machine?"

"Yes."

"A entity matter fluxuator that makes anything in the entire universe?"

"Yes, it just came in the other day." He rolls his eyes.

"A foosball table?"

"YOU HAVE AN ENTITY MATTER FLUXUATOR! WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?"

"What's an entity matter fluxuator?"

"I JUS-" *Facepaws*

"...cookies?"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!" HOORAH hissed.

"'Kay that's good. I'll need assistants."

"Your old ones have been transported here." He claps his hands.

A curtain is pulled back to reveal a couple cats. Flamefur is wrapped in flame-retardant tarp, Blacksky is under a barrel, Treepaw is hanging from the ceiling via electrical tape, Moongaze is wrapped in rubberbands and Flightriver is glued to the wall.

"THOU SHALT PAYETH FORETH THOU KIDNAPPING!" Treepaw screamed with her eyes crossed.

"Stop talking like Leafdapple." Pinestep mewed.

"I also hate you Pinestep, but respect you, also in a mutual way." Moongaze meowed.

"I WANT TO BEAT SOMEONE UP!" Blacksky screeched louder than Treepaw.

"MICE!" Graystripe popped up randomly.

Flightriver smacks the random Graystripe through the hole that Solar was kicked through with her Baseball Bat she threw from where she was glued to the wall.

"Eh, I'm cool. As long as I get to take a shower to get the glue off my wings." Flightriver mewed, "By the way, where is Solar?"

"I 'Final Super Ultimate Giga Hyper Smashing Breaker Roundhouse kicked' him through the wall." Pinestep meowed fondly.

"YOU MONSTER!" Flightriver screamed louder than Blacksky or Treepaw, who each exceeded 1000 Decibels.

"Should I undo the restraints?" Harold Ze Ham Cat meowed.

Pinestep: "Nah. I could use a drink, though. I'm parched from shattering multiple femurs."

"I don't have that."

"What!? You mean to say that you have a dungeon, a coffee machine, cookies and an entity matter fluxuator that makes anything in the entire universe, but NO WATER BOTTLE!?"

"Just use the EMFTMAITEU to make it."

Pinestep stared strangely at Harold, confused. "Gesundheit?"

Henry rolled his eyes again. "Its stands for entity matter fluxuator that makes anything in the entire universe."

"Oh, good idea." She then promptly runs over to the EMFTMAITEU and presses random buttons.

"WAIT! NOOOO!" Harold wailed.

"What?" Pinestep looked up after pressing 12 more red buttons that said 'Caution!', 'Danger!' 'Explosive Cupcakes!', and 'Don't press this if you want your femurs intact.'

The EMFTMAITEU shudders and random strobe light effects come from Flamefur, who was still wrapped in flame retardant tarp.

Then, the world changed forever. The machine "DING!"ed and a Honeykit popped out.

"PHEASANTS!" she squeaked.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" Henry screamed the loudest and the most girly yet.

"NO! I CREATED AN ABOMINATION!" Pinestep's femurs randomly shattered. "THE HORROR!"

Honeykit then started pressing more random buttons.

" DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!" The machine dinged as multiple Honeykits kept popping out.

"RUN IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIVES!" Harold screamed in a high pitched mewl again.

Of course, Pinestep's assistants were all trapped. Not that it did much difference. The studio quickly filled and Pinestep and Henry quickly got overpowered. Pinestep managed to roundhouse kick a couple before she went down. Harold just kept screaming his head off.

"YOU HAVE FAILED ME CEREBELLUM!" He shrieked and repeatedly started smacking himself in the forehead with a pipe wrench as a wave of Honeykits washed over him.

Soon, they were all glued to the wall with pheasants stuffed up their mouths.

The Honeykits were all staring at them. (There were at least 5,000 of them.) This went on for a couple of minutes. Flamefur started fidgeting and smoke started curling up from her fur.

Honeykit number 3,658 held up a water bottle and dumped it over Flamefur. She spazzed out and had a mental breakdown. Pinestep glared at Harold. He just shrugged.

Suddenly, a giant scaled tusked creature with 5 foot horns smashed through the wall, making all the cats go flying, and breathed fire, incinerating a section of Honeykits.

"IT'S A CHICKEN!" The rest of the Honeykits yowled. "TO THE HUNT! THE HUNT! THE HUNT!" They grabbed random tazers from thin air and stampeded towards the dino-dragon-godzilla-chicken screaming various battle calls, from 'THIS IS SPARTA!' to 'FOR NARNIA!'.

4,800 Honeykits and a giant lizard chicken smashed back through the studio wall.

Pinestep got up and shook her head. She took the pheasant out of her jaw and meowed, 'Well, we were saved from certain doom by Honeykitness."

Flamefur started reviving from the water, sobbing from the shock. Then, the real Honeykit walked up drinking a water bottle and mewing, "'Sup Dictator Pinestep."

Flamefur looked at the bottle once, did a slo-mo scream for 20 seconds, and fainted again.

Everyone stared at her except Honeykit, who was giggling at the giant hole in the studio wall.

"FROG LEGS!" She yowled and started rolling around the floor, muttering something about chocolate sauce and limes.

"Yep, you'll definitely get a lot of randomness in this show, HOORAH." Blacksky muttered.

"It's actually pronounced Henry Olaf of-" Harold did a double take at Blacksky and hearts appeared in his eyes. "Well, hello there, hotty."

"THAT IS JUST GROSS AND WRONG!" Blacksky screamed and started hitting Harold with the pipe wrench repeatedly.

Harold's eyes crossed and he slumped to the floor mumbling something about marshmallows.

"God, those creeps." Blacksky mumbled.

"Yeah... I don't really care..." Pinestep meowed.

Hehe... yeah... Read, Favorite, Submit, and Review... OR ELSE THE HUNT WILL COME TO YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll try to update ASAP! Yes, by S, I mean sporadically.

~Nocabbages

EDIT: I fixed 2 spelling errors and an early appearance of Graywhisker.