Merry Christmas. I HAD meant to write a serious FF9 story- actually, I did write it, but I lost the notepad. That's my excuse anyway. Obviously this is to the tune of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. I don't know about you, but the version I know has little bits that you shout out at the end of some of the lines so I've put them in here too.





Zidane the blonde-haired genome



Had a very fluffy tail (Like a bottle brush!)



And if you ever saw it



You might even scream and faint ( Like Dagger!)







All of the other genomes



Used to laugh and call him names (like tailyboy!)



They never let poor Zidane



Join in any genome games (like Watch-The-Crystal)





Then one starry Judgement Day



Garland came to say



"Zidane with your tail so fluffy



Won't you help me cause ultimate destruction?"





Then all the other genomes



Screamed and yelled and shouted things (Like Traitor!)



Zidane the blonde haired genome



You'll go down in history (Like Kuja!)





OK, it's pushing its connections to the game. And the song. But enjoy it, get drunk and sing it, and everything will be all right. But don't sue me for your behaviour while under the influence ^_^