Uiden - Split Ends

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Disclaimer- ! I don't own johnny, squee, devi, revernedmeat, or any other JTHM characters but I do own Uiden (so HANDS OFF)…….SQUEE!!!

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Nny sat calmly on his couch staring blankly at the T.V. screen. A woman wearing a bikini was doing an infomercial for an Ab Master.

"Why do people feel compelled to attempt to perfect their bodies?" Nny said grotesquely.

" You shouldn't be that upset Johnny it's your job to neutralize those types of people."

Rev. Meat spoke encouragingly ((my own word*)). "

" You mean it WAS my job" Johnny piped up. He often thought back to the days when he was a waste lock, but still, he diminished the thought of being a puppet of a creature behind a wall and two messed up doughboys. He continued to flip through the channels, but nothing of superior interest was playing on his very few channels on which he had. (Nny was going to get satellite but he found out it cost money).

"Johnny are you feeling all right this doesn't seem to be you lately is something bothering you?" Meat had noticed that Nny was a tad bit depressed lately, but he couldn't quite see why he had been acting like he was.

Nny rose and walked to the door in a slight shuffle. It was two a.m. and bored as anything. There was a slight scream and crunch as Johnny took the last few steps to the door. "Sorry Mr. Samsa I didn't mean to, well, I'll apologize tomorrow……..Kay!" Johnny was going to turn the door knob but he stopped when he heard another voice speak.

" Where are you going Nny" Meat said.

"Get a Brain Freezy………duh."

" Pick me up a cupcake."

" You can't eat food you're a burger boy 'member?" Nny said inquisitively.

" I can pretend can't I" Meat replied sadly.

Nny turned and walked out the door, closing the door behind him. Making sure that the door was secure he walked out in the street and paused. He listened and waited as he heard the heavy rhythmic snores of the little neighbor boy, Squee. He appreciated the miniscule amount of companionship he got from Todd. Nny glanced up at the twinkling stars in the lighted sky, a crescent moon hung high in the night sky. He painfully remembered the short time he actually felt a bond between another human and himself. Devi, it was as if some one had stabbed him in the back. He shrugged off the feeling, and continued on his journey towards the 24/7.

"Umm….Brain Freezy" Johnny mumbled towards the machine. There seemed to be a guy in the way.

"Eckhm! I need to get to the Brain Freezy please" Nny said aloud.

"Yeah, eh, hold just a sec." the man said.

He seemed to be around twenty-one with bright green hair, not as slender as himself Johnny had to admit he the man was in shape.

" Can I get a Freezy, please." Nny said politely.

" Sure one more minute" the man said.

"No…I kinna' need it now." the guy replied.

" Could you please hold" he started to start to sound irritated.

"The point of myself coming here was to get a Freezy see, its all about the Freezy."

"Look im a Brain Freezy repairman and if I don't get done nobody will be getting any BrainFreezy at any time at all so GUETAMALE!, By the way I'm Uiden ((that's we-den)).

"Oh…..well im Johnny, you can call me Nny for short. So do you , get free Brain Freezies" by now Nny was grinning hysterically.

"Hardly, I wish….. I'm constantly at this place someone keeps breaking the machines!" Uiden spoke up.

"Well ….umm I guess I'll see ya' round" Nny said grinning and slurping eagerly on the BrainFreezy. He walked up to the red-haired cashier who happened to also be reading a book. Nny left the 24/7 in a slightly happier mood after meeting that Uiden guy. As he looked up the stars he thought for a second that he saw a purple haired girl in the corner of his eye.

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Squee! that was the PROLOGUE of Split Ends my first JtHM FanFic so give me some feed back…….K?

Uiden is my character I made up what do you think about him? Comments?

This is Fennec Fox saying: SQUEE!!!