TV Geek
It's a boring afternoon in Jersey. Shake is doing what he does best: watch Tv and do it for a long long time. He's sat in front of the TV for 3 hours straight now. Soon, Frylock comes in and gives a lecture.
"Shake, you should cut away from Tv. It's not good for you if you watch it all the time." Shake just happily ignores him.
"I don't think so," He says. "So shutup. I mean, you think you know everything!"
Frylock found it was no use. This TV was like drugs to Shake. "Well, I ain't gonna feel sorry for you when you go blind!" Then Frylock walks out.
Without a care, Shake says, "Okay, mom." And he soon watches TV again.
While a set of commercials came on, Shake found Meatwad and went up to him.
"Hey, bug-eyes! Get me a beer!"
"Why should I? You ain't done nothin' for me!"
"*sighs* Fine. I'll give you a raise at the end of the day. Now go get me beer! And don't forget the food, slave!"
"Okay!" Meatwad goes into the kitchen, in hopes of getting a raise so he can buy a choo choo train.
The clock ticks, and it's 3 weeks later. Shake is still on the couch, with dozens of empty pizza boxes, cans, bags, e.t.c. all over the grass colored floor. Plus flies and insects tring to score some meals. Frylock floats in, noticing Shake's now heavy state from all the food.
"Well, has your ass flattened the seat yet?" He asks in a funny mad way. Shake burps and says,
"I don't know. I-I can't see it. Is it big? Oh! I hope not! I'll never fit into those skinny jeans now!" Soon he falls asleep, and Frylock floats out of the room, rolling his eyes.
One whole day later, Shake is still on the couch doing what he does best, but there's a problem.
"Help! The electric is out! I can't see!" Soon, Meatwad and Frylock walk into the room and see him fall over in his chair.
"My eyes!" Shake screams. "They need TV! Is anyone there? Help!!!" Help!" Meatwad feels sad for a bit.
"Gee," He starts. "He's blind as a booger. Do you wanna help him?" Frylock ponders for a moment, and meanwhile Shake is still yelling.
"No." He walks out. Meatwad walks out.
"Hmm, me neither."
I'll have more comics turned into stories soon. The other ones are a bit longer than this one.