SO, excluding the long ass story i'm currently working on in my own time, i decided to do something to fill in the gap

i got quite a few requests to continue -Message Received- , but i wanted to do something different, ya know?

facebook is a lil over-rated, so this is basically FaceTime/Skype calls to one another. gonna see how it goes and stuff

and yep, this is a requested fic, so GIMMI YA FAV PAIRINGS


Incoming FaceTime call from Kenny McCormick to Stan Marsh.

"What the fuck do you want?"

Kenny scoffed, offended that his raven friend would use such a harsh tone towards him. "Geez, what's up your ass?"

"Dude, it's three in the fucking morning, you woke me up!"

"Well sorreey for tryin' to socialise with my best friend." The blond emphasised the apology in a sassy manor. He heard the faint sound of Stan switching the lamp on his nightstand on and it instantly blinded him. After taking a second to adjust to the uncomfortable brightness, he pushed himself up from the mattress he was currently lying on and rested his back against the headboard.

He squinted slightly at his blond friend on the screen of his iPhone. "You better not be fucking around with me here, Kenny."

"Not with that attitude I'm not."

Stan's grudge against being woken up at such an inappropriate time almost vanished and his lips managed to tug at the sides a little. He would have showed his amusement by scoffing or grunting, but his mood was still very grouchy. "What do you want?"

"I gotta show you somethin'"

By now, Stan had realised that Kenny's room was completely bright, telling him that he probably had been up for some time now.

"Couldn't you have waited until tomorrow?"

"No, I'll forget. This is super important, I swear."

"Fine, show me."

The blond's sheepish smile, turned into a toothy grin and he settled his hand-me-down phone device onto the wooden desk chair. Stan waited patently, trying his best to stay awake. He watched his friend leave the screen for a few moments, before returning with what looked like, a very colorful object in his palm. Kenny lifted it so that the raven could see what it was.

"A Rubik's cube?" Stan suggested, an eyebrow raised.

"You can see that it's all mixed up right?"

"Uh, yeah, looks pretty beat up."

Kenny nodded and looked down at the mismatched object. "Kay, just watch." His fingers began to twist and turn the corners of the cube, aligning each colour to a specific order, an order in which Stan couldn't even begin to understand. His bright blue eyes focused on a particular face - the one with that was gradually turning into orange. Stan observed his blond friend with wonder, intrigued at how fast Kenny's hand movements were going.

The order of the object's faces were progressing after each rotation and soon enough, the cube was complete. The last movement of the last algorithm left Stan speechless. This was amazing. There was no way Kenny was capable of learning the Rubik's cube.

"What the- no way, dude!"

"Fuck yeah!" Kenny held up the object one last time to show Stan its completion, before throwing it back onto his bed.

"How the hell did you do that?"

"I'm a fuckin' genius is how!" The blond smiled proudly, but added a small side note, "Well, that and Kyle may have helped me out a bit."

Stan rolled his eyes, but no doubt was he shocked at Kenny's achievement. Suppose it gave his academic side a bit of a boost.

The two continued to chat for a further five minutes, mainly talking about the perfect idea of making a bet with Cartman. They couldn't talk for too long though, because Stan announced that he really needed to go. He didn't want to fall asleep while their call was still on, much to Kenny's dismay.

"S'fine, dude. I'll leave you to get back to bed."

"Yeah, you should get some sleep too, Ken. You're getting red eyes again."

The blond shrugged off comment, but agreed with his friend anyway. "Don't worry, I don't need'a worry 'bout getting no beauty sleep. Got enough beauty as it is."

Stan smirked slightly and slid back down to lay on his bed. "Shut up, man. I'll see you tomorrow."

Kenny sniggered and gave a quick wave to the camera. "Yeah, catch ya later, Stannyboy. Sweet dreams."

End of call.


psst, my sister is an A* student and i'm a like a C/D, so it makes me feel sooo much better knowing how to complete a rubik's lmao