Chapter 1 : the scars of anal defeat
One day when Naruto got home he got bored so he went to his room and saw his uncle Jack in there stuck on a horse with a corkscrew weenie.
"Uncle Jack what're you doing?!" Naruto asked
"Im just helpin this Horse feel a little better" Jack said.
Then Naruto got an idea!
SHADOW CLONE JUTSU! Then over 9000 Narutos appeared in and outside the house with knives.
"Naruto what are ya doin with dat knife?" Jack asked
"Im gonna give you a circumscision!" Naruto said
Will Naruto succeed in his plan? Will Jack keep his foreskin?! Will the horse ever be pleasured?!
Find out NEXT TIME! (p.s. Im back mah bois!)