A/N: This is something I wrote over 5 years ago! Was going through my old notebooks and when I re-read this one, I said "yeah why not type it and post it online!" Anyhow, to keep it original (mostly for me) it's going to be word-for-word! This story was originally written for a friend of mine back when I was a freshmen in high school, we had a thing for Pokémon, two of our favorite trainers were Lance and Clair. This was a silly thing I wrote for her, as she requested I write a funny story with these two one day. Even though we no longer speak, I remember what a good friend she was and all the fun times I had with her when I read this! Anyway, I hope someone likes it as much as I do!
Years back in the awesome Pokémon world there was a region called Johto, in Johto was Blackthorn City, in this city lived the Dragon Clan. This clan has been living in a cave, no they're not animals, well maybe they are especially at dinner, anyways…the family has been a rather large family for hundreds of years now. But there was one specific line of dragon trainers that would take the crown. One problem though…a man named Took and a woman named It had two sons, Drake and Drayden. *Gasp* two?! Yeah, well, they're twins, not exactly look-alikes, but still twins. Eventually Drake married shortly after It died, his wife's name was Woot. Drayden married just one month after his brother, his wife being Wanna. Woot and Wanna died though in the same accident that had something to do with a Gyrados, a lake, and oddly a water fairy named Wallace. None to worry though! Woot gave birth to a boy named Lance, and Wanna had Clair. But then on one winter night, the brothers were arguing over who will take the crown (currently Took still has it).
"Lance should have it when the old man dies! He's cooler! He's four months and already has cool hair!" Drake argues, showing his brother his cool son.
"Just cause your son has Jersey Shore hair doesn't mean he should be the king! One of us should take the crown first, and the strongest will get it!" Drayden yells.
"No! That makes things boring! My son, your daughter, the dragon cousins shall fight and see!"
"Fine! But Clair shall win!"
"NEVAAAA!" Drake shouts putting his fist in the air and pouting (dropping Lance too). "Whoops!" He bends down and picks up his son.
Drayden laughs, "Ha ha!" Unfortunately he ends up somehow dropping Clair. "Oh boy, sorry Princess," he picks up his daughter.
After that the two went to sleep wondering what to do. Then they made a decision! Why not pretend that Lance and Clair aren't related to each other! They talked about it the next day at breakfast, forgetting about Lance and Clair as usual, despite talking about the two. The two dads would move elsewhere, and they would train their kids, then when the time is right, they would tell their children how they are royalty in the Dragon Clan. Not only does the winner get to be the ruler, but they get to wear super dragon underwear! The underwear is magical and gets to somehow wash itself, it also has a built-in heater and massager! A massager on your private parts?! Who doesn't want that?!
Eventually, Drake moves as planned, almost forgetting Lance and loses him in one of his luggage. He moves to Viridian City in Kanto.
Drayden then leaves shortly after, to the same city none the less.
But the two brothers don't know that they're living in the same city!
Drake and Drayden get jobs and started training their children, somehow for a good fourteen years neither the two brothers see each other. On Christmas morning the two will return to Blackthorn and have their kids fight each other. If Lance wins then Drake takes the crown until he's old, but if Clair wins then Drayden takes the crown and passes it to her when he's old.
Right now, Lance and Clair are both young teens, and one day it just so happens to be that there was a random party at a diner!
A/N: Ok, I lied, I did change a few things, mostly punctuation and took a few sentences out that made little to no sense. But overall it's typed out word-by-word from my old notebook. Anyway, next chapter is when we see the cousins doing things! Actually the next chapter is short, so short in fact that I'm gonna combine it with chapter 3…and chapter 4…maybe chapter 5 too. Goodness these chapters are short! Oh and Wallace the water fairy was an inside joke between my old friend and me, to us it was one of the best things ever, goodness I can't help but smile when I think of those days! If I am to get criticism please consider that this is basically a joke fanfic, keep in mind I wrote it for someone, and she loved it, I just wanna share it with others. I have other serious fanfics I wrote back in the day, not sure if I will post 'em or not, only cause I used to write 'em in notebooks. Ever try to read sloppy handwriting in a dimly-lit room and then try to type is out at a computer? Anyway, this author's note is long, I'll shut up now.