A/N: This was written in a fit of boredom during Career Studies. Any Canadian high- schooler should know the horrors of this class. Somewhat morbid, somewhat yaoi...
I have no idea what I was thinking...I'm so mean to some characters~-_-~
Disclaimer: Rhythm belongs to however wrote "Monkeys jumping on the Bed", characters belong to Sunrise and all the other companies involved in Gundam Wing.
Ten Little Gundam Pilots
Ten little Gundam pilots were jumping on the bed; one fell off and bumped her head. No one called the doctors and everyone said, "Praise the Almighty! Relena is dead!"
Nine little Gundam pilots were jumping on the bed; one fell off and bumped her head. Someone called the doctors and Duo said, "At least Hilde can't bother me, if she's dead."
Eight little Gundam pilots were jumping on the bed; one fell off and bumped her head. Uncharacteristically, Quatre said, "Praise Allah! Dorothy's been messing with my head."
Seven little Gundam pilots jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Someone called the doctor and Dr J said, "Maybe with a body cast, Treize won't be dead."
Six little Gundam pilots were jumping on the bed; one fell off and bumped his head. Someone called the doctor and Dr J said, "Weren't for that helmet, Zechs, and you'd be dead."
Five little Gundam pilots were jumping on the bed; Wufei tried to fly and bumped his head. Quatre called the doctor and Dr J said, "Don't worry 'bout him, his wife is dead."
Four little Gundam pilots were jumping on the bed, Quatre was kicked off (they wanted him dead?). No one called the doctor though, "No! Quatre dearest!" was all Trowa said.
Three little Gundam pilots were jumping on the bed; Trowa threw himself off and bumped his head. Duo looked at him weirdly, so Trowa said, "I did it because my Quatre is dead."
Two little Gundam pilots were jumping on the bed. Neither fell off or bumped their head. Heero looked at Duo and Duo said, "Y'know it's made for snogging, that is, this bed."
Two little Gundam pilots...er...bumping on the bed. The narrator jumped off and bumped her head. No one called the doctor, as it was said, 'The Gundam pilots were busy...bumping on the bed.'