"I feel like hitting someone with a mallet today I think I'll get Selphie
first," Screeched a hyper silver haired youth. Riku (previously known as
the hyper silver haired youth) "Inconspicuously" walked out of his house.
Not in his bizarre blue puffy pants like normal but instead green ones to
be camouflage even though the whole beach didn't have even a speck of green
on it but Riku watched G.I. Joe one to many times and it now possessed his
mind. That was the reason for the army boots and helmet. Walking as quietly
as possible in the heavy shoes (imports from traverse town) he approached
Selphie who immediately noticed him walking up behind her when he stepped
loudly on the dock. Waiting until Riku and his mallet were inches from her
head Selphie suddenly turned around and whipped him with her jump rope.
This shocked him so much that he stood stunned for a few moments and then
fell over. Now most normal people who had never met Riku would have thought
he was dead by the position in which he now lay on the dock but Selphie,
being the smart kid she is, knew that he's just incredibly stupid.
After watching him twitch in pain for a couple of seconds she got up and
left to find Wakka and tell him that Riku was on the loose so he should be
careful. As she walked past the secret place she heard music so she walked
in. "Hello? Is someone in here?"
There was no response so she walked in a little further but stopped when
she saw a guitar lying on the ground. Of course that would have been
perfectly normal if the guitar had not been playing, but it was. "Oh my
gosh that guitar is playing by itself!!! I gotta tell Tidus and Wakka!!!"
She ran to leave but couldn't and invisible force field had appeared and
she couldn't leave. "What's going on?" "Take me with you" said a strange
voice in a monotone.
