One day at conkers home in the summer (i know m80s its original) berris family was at their home
Bryce: you bastard your the reason my daughter was pregnant with that one boy who is equaly as much of a dick as you and the only child out of them is your daughter shes a nice little girl
conker was sitting on the couch next to berri and as much as he was bored he was always there to help bryce because that was berris dad
bryce: im going to take a shit im constipated
conker: we have prune juice
bryce: fuck you your the reason im constipated
conker: (whisper: well fuck you too ya asshole) ahh god he really hates me
Elizabeth: well he is a sourpuss
conker: hes more of a sourdouch if ya ask me
elizabeth: ya your right conker
elizabeth is berris mom she thinks conker and berri are perfect together she thinks conker is funny classy and just plain kind she loves her grandchildren (she has eight of them berris sister pascilla is younger then her and shes a spoiled brat) and thinks there nice just for reasons i think its good to know berris parents are rich and i mean really rich
Bryce: well lets go liza ive had just enough of this bastard
elizabeth: alright I will see you all another day goodbye
then berris parents left
conker: your dads an asshole
berri: i know but hes just worried about us
Conker: worried?! He knows damn well i take very good care of you all especially with the job i have
xxxIN A DARK ALLEYWAYxxx
conker: so you got the money?
Crackhead: yaaaa!
conker: well here the stuff
Cop 1: alright this is a arrest or something put your fricking hands in the air
conker: oh shit
conker tried to run but cop 2 tased him
conker: ouch
cop 1: well we got 1000 pounds of ( take a lick in the package) fundip!
conker: yeah i sell fundip what did u think i sell cocaine
Cop 1: well ya well we guess were sorry conker
conker: damn right man see yas
part 2 later k igot lazy m8s