Disclaimer: I don't own JTHM, Jhonen does.
AN: This is my first ever fanfic, so please comment, constructive criticism and flames are welcome, I guess.
"Johnny, I hate it when you're so mopey," Reverend MEAT called out from his overturned box. "You should go out tonight, maybe get one of those Freezie things you like so much?"
In the other room, Johnny C. sat on his grungy old couch, trying to drown out the Burger Boy's voice, "Shut up Meat! I'm not in any mood for your shit." He put his head in his hands. It had been almost five months since he had left on his "Holiday". He hadn't gone far, just out into the country a bit, and visited the ocean. It was very peaceful there, a nice place to think, much like the hill outside of town.
"Aah," Meat chuckled. "As you may have already figured out by now; you have miserably failed at ridding yourself of emotions. It's impossible for your kind to become numb to everything, so stop trying, and do something productive. Have you tried knitting? I heard it relieves stress."
He was right, the homicidal maniac hadn't become numb in the least, but he was fairly sure that the Doughboys were gone for good, and that the moose in the basement was gone as well. But as of now, the burger boy's words were severely angering him.
"FUCK!" Johnny exploded. "Fine, I'll go out if you shut the fuck up!" With that, Meat's ominous voice cut off, leaving Johnny alone in the house. The homicidal maniac pushed himself off of the couch and strode toward the front door and grabbed his black trench coat and car keys. As he stepped out the door, he paused.
"Huh," he said to himself. "It's such a nice night out, so very rare these days, I think I'll walk." he turned around, opened the door, and carelessly threw the keys inside the house. He then hopped down the steps of his home and made his way to the nearest 24/7.
TBC
AN: Okay, so that was the first chapter of "DO YOU REMEMBER?"
Is it an okay title? It took me forever to think of a title. I don't know why.
I'll try to update as soon as I can, the next chapter WILL be longer, and I think I'll post very two days, but I won't be all " If you guys don't comment, then I wont post anything!!!" Because that's kind of suck-ish, in my opinion.
- Jessicka