Title: Dirty Cop
Author: trachymene
Disclaimer: I don't anything from Voltage.
Summary: Even in the middle of a foreign country, Mamoru continues to indulge himself in the usual routines.

Authors Notes: First and foremost, I just want to say thank you so much for taking the time to read the drabble. This is the first installment of a series of one-shot/drabbles for KBTBB. I've been a big fan of the game since it's come out, but never really thought about writing fanfiction for it. This will be my first attempt at it, so please feel free to leave a review and let me know what you think!

On with the show!


A collection of beer cans are strewn across the floor, parting here and there to make way for groups of plastic bags that are nearly filled to the brim with take-out containers. Receipts from the casino cover what little space is left between the larger garbage, aftershave and a razor laid out on the coffee table as shaving cream drips off the ledge. There's a pillow wedged in between the window; a poor excuse for a shield from the midnight sandstorm that has trickled in from the outside world due to the negligence of someone forgetting to shut it all the way.

Even though you were positive that there was no way it could of gotten this bad in just one night, it looks like Mamoru had unpleasantly surprised you.

"What in the world happened here?!"

The detective winces at the sound of your shrill voice, visibly flinching as you push your way into the room and approach him. He takes the time between you crossing the room towards him to survey the damage that has been done. A long pause consumes the living area before he mumbles something you just can't quite catch before moving sluggishly over towards the bed.

In nothing short of a second, he's collapsed down onto the sheets and is about to make every attempt to go back to sleep.

"Oh no, Mamoru! You're going to get up and help me with this!"

He peeks his head out of the covers, muttering something or other about that it can wait and that he's tired. How in the world is something like this supposed to wait?! You gaze around the room again just in time to see the pillow slip out of the window and witness the sudden formation of a pile of sand at the edge of the windowsill.

Had you known that taking the overnight shift would of meant that Mamoru would of destroyed the apartment, you might of reconsidered helping Hikaru out. Or, at the very least, would of tried to prevent him from coming home so drunk that he decided to shave for whatever reason at three in the morning. How he was able to get into the bathroom and manage to grab it without cutting himself.. well, you'd never really know.

"Enough pretending not to hear me, Mamoru! You have to get up and - eep!"

Fed up with how little he cares about the mess he's made, you quickly trudge through the cluttered room to his side. You ready yourself to tear the blankets off of him, but even when he's hung-over, he's much too quick for you and you find his grip at your wrist. Startled, you attempt to pull back... but you're no match for him and end up tumbling down onto the sheets with him.

You collapse against his chest, inhaling the scent of stale cigarette smoke and alcohol and wonder what in the world he thinks he's doing. Carefully, you try to remove yourself, but he moves against you, quickly grabbing your waist and pulling you towards him. You lift your head up to try and get a look at him, but he closes the distance between the two of you before you have time to think; the fleeting feeling of his lips on yours sets your face on fire.

"Can't ya stop yappin' for a second, ya brat? I haven't seen ya' all night..."


Authors Notes: Okay, so there you go! Can you guess who Mamoru had gone out drinking with?

Anyway, I'll be updating this here and there as different ideas come to me for however long. The chapters will range from all different points in the game (from when they are in Tokyo, to Dubai and beyond!) so please be aware of spoilers. I thought this chapter would be funny since I can imagine Mamoru wrecking the whole place while MC is gone.

Please let me know what you think - constructive criticism is welcome!