Hi there. Guess what? Naruto and all its affiliations do not belong to me. It'd be fucking cool if they did though.

For Bullwinkle's Lady, because she likes this set, all the ones I have so far. There is something to be said for fandom friends. Let me think about what for a second.

15 Fragments of Mitarashi Anko

Nails:

She broke all her nails clawing at the ground after the seal was put on her. It was alright that the ends of her fingers were split and bleeding, she was still alive after all.

Knee:

It would not be trained out of her for over a year; every time she heard something, be it the hissing of a kettle or the slither of cloth on wood, it was a kneejerk reaction to stand at attention, a tingle of fearful anticipation running through her.

Legs:

She has shin guards because she knows that when you face off with a snake summoner, your legs are the hardest part to remember to protect.

Hands:

Even now her hands form the seals so easily; she has to wonder how many times she used these techniques, in that time of let-go memory.

Bone:

Fuck bruises and cuts and torn muscles. The way she learned it, you can't call it training unless you do it till you're about ready to die, till your vision shakes worse than your hands, till your bones are too heavy for your body. You don't call it a real training session until your teacher says you did good.

Tongue:

Mitarashi Anko has probably heard every dirty little comment and joke in existence concerning tongues and snakes and body snatching. Mitarashi Anko also has a hella short fuse. Remember both of those things before you try to get funny.

Chest:

She is too wearing a shirt, you pervy bastard. It wouldn't professional to run around exposed.

Neck:

Even without the inky black tomoe on her neck, she would know exactly where he marked her.

Hair:

So the fuck what if her hair is a mess? Does it look like Mitarashi Anko gives a damn?

Stomach:

Sweets are good. They offset the metallic taste of blood, and no one can turn down sugar.

Elbow:

It was an accident. She's not the kind of person to repay someone waking her from a nightmare with an elbow to the groin. She did apologize.

Veins:

They analyzed the fuck out of her blood. They still call her in for samples, because let's face it, Orochimaru was a genius, if more on the fucked-up side than anyone should ever be. It's a testament to him how many times she has to sit there like an idiot, holding a cottonball to another punctured vein.

Ankle:

She almost twisted something charging into that exam room. Oh but it was worth it.

Lips:

Smile only when you fucking mean it. Just because you aren't supposed to have emotions doesn't mean you lie about them.

Eyes:

There is a god damn difference. Human eyes can't lie. They can hide everything, deaden the soul and numb the feelings, sure, but they can't lie.