Nu's Patented Awkward Conversations
Nu, You are Crazy
"Ragna, Nu loves you" Nu yelled while jumping on Ragna.
"Nu, get off of me now or I will plow you in the face." Ragna said. Too late did he realize what he had said.
"Nu accepts your offer, Ragna. I am ready. Nu thought Ragna would never agree!" Nu said happily. Ragna just sighed and walked off.
"What? What did Nu say?" Nu said sitting there confused.
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"Nu, what are you doing?" Ragna asked seeing the girl in the kitchen.
"Ragna, Nu is hungry. Make something for Nu to eat." The girl whined. Ragna just sighed.
"Fine, I'll get you some eggs and sausage. It is still early after all." Ragna said digging in the fridge. He looked up at the girl.
"Nu, if you say anything about what I just said, I will break you." Ragna said glaring at Nu. Nu smiled at Ragna.
"Don't worry, Ragna. Nu is very durable and can handle a beating. You should know that. Nu won't break like normal girls." Nu said giggling and winking at Ragna. Once again, Ragna sighed and just threw the eggs at Nu. Ragna left the apartment with Nu still in the kitchen with egg yolks running down her face.
"Oh, Ragna is so shy. He wants Nu though. Nu can tell these things." She giggled.
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"Hey, Ragna, Nu wants to ask you a question." Nu said walking up to Ragna while he was watching TV.
"What is it, Nu?" He asked. Nu giggled.
"So Nu just learned that smiling is the second best thing to do with your lips. Do you know what the first one is?" Nu said with a wink. Ragna sighed and got up from the couch.
"For you? Keeping them shut." He said as he walked to his room. Nu stood there with a dumb look on her face.
"So Nu guesses that makes the score Ragna 1 and Nu 0. Ragna, this is fun." Nu just laughed maniacally. The girl was indeed insane.
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"RAGNA! NU HURTS! NU DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!" Nu yelled in pain. She had a mixed feeling of being in pain and in pleasure for being this close with Ragna.
"Shut up, Nu, it will all be over in a second." Ragna said back. Nu started tearing up and nodded.
"Alright, Nu, I'm done." Ragna said panting. They both stood up from the mattress they had spread out.
"Nu doesn't understand why you do this every day, Ragna." Nu whined. Ragna just looked at Nu.
"Nu, you know I need to practice my moves to get better." Ragna said to the girl who was still trying to catch her breath.
"Nu knows, but why do you have to practice your wrestling moves on Nu?" The girl said puffing out her cheeks. Ragna just laughed.
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Ragna and Hazama were sitting in the living room playing a few matches of Blazblue when Nu sat on the couch in between them. Hazama just looked over at her and smirked.
"Nu, dear, would you be a doll and distract Rags for me? I think he could use a little stress relief." Hazama said. Ragna turned and looked at Hazama with a glare.
"Hazama, don't you dare…" Ragna said.
"Nu, wants to play to! Can we play with eachother, Ragna?" Nu asked. Hazama just snickered.
"Why, of course, Nu. I will watch as you two play with eachother for awhile." Hazama burst into laughter. Ragna just looked away.
"No, you can't." Nu said looking at Hazama.
"Huh? Why not?" Hazama asked. Nu just stood up and looked down at Hazama.
"Because Nu doesn't like anyone being in the room who is louder than Nu." She said proudly.
Hazama just stared blankly while Ragna couldn't stand up straight due to his laughter.
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Noel, Ragna, and Nu were all sitting around the table playing the old board game "Trouble"
"Ragna, pop it already. Nu is getting bored just looking at you." Nu said. Noel nodded in agreement.
"She is right, Ragna. You need to hurry up and pop it so it will be my turn next." She said. Ragna just looked at both of them with a red face.
"Could you girls please use a different wording for that?" Ragna said. Nu and Noel looked at eachother confused.
"What is wrong, Ragna? What is wrong with what Nu said?" She said. Noel just then put a cherry in her mouth.
"I HAVE TO GO!" Ragna yelled running into the bathroom.
"Nu wonders what that was about. Hey can Nu pop it next?"
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Makoto and Nu were sitting at the table of Ragna and Nu's apartment just having girl chat.
"So, how is everything with you and Ragna, Nu?" Makoto asked the girl. Nu's eyes lit up at the mention of Ragna.
"Oh, it's great. Nu is always happy when Ragna is around. He does like to try and get under my clothes, though." She said to the beastkin. Makoto went wide-eyed at this.
"Woah, woah, woah…HE WHAT!" Makoto said shocked. Nu didn't know what her deal was.
"Yeah. Nu thinks he just likes to try to give himself a reason to yell with Nu." Makoto was speechless.
"OKAY WHERE IS HE! I'LL TEACH THAT PERVERT A THING OR TWO!" Makoto yelled standing up.
"Nu is confused. Why are you angry because Nu said that Ragna likes to try and annoy Nu?" She asked. Noel just looked at the girl with a dumb look on her face.
"So she meant "get under her skin" and "a reason to yell at Nu." This girl needs to learn her phrases." Makoto sighed.
"Nu forgot to mention he practices on Nu every day!" Nu smiled. Makoto went back into rage mode.
"RAGNA!"
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AUTHOR'S NOTES
I figured this would be a funny subject to write about. Nu is just so innocent and I picture her being this way when she isn't being all stabby and stuff. Let me know how I did with my first little comedy. Please R&R
-Echoesofmercy