Sponge bob lost his balls

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a ride with grandma

One day as sponge bob square pants was walking along a very cold road where he suddenly he noticed a new store on the edge bikini bottoms so he decided to go in and check it out. Then he looked at his new watch and he was late for work so he ran and ran till he found out that he was running the wrong way and then a car was coming it was his grandmother.

Granny: hey sponge bobby do you need a lift to work.

Sponge bob: yes grandma

Granny: well you don't want to be late do you

Sponge bob: (hopes in) thanks granny

Granny: and thing for my spongy baby

Sponge bob: hey I thought I told you not to treat me like a baby last week

Granny: yes but then your good friend patrick took your place and then you said you wanted to be the baby again.

Sponge bob: granny (put on angry look)

Granny: whats wrong spongy baby

Sponge bob: take a hike grand mar (and kicks granny out of the car and starts drivin

Granny: bye bye spongy baby

Then suddenly sponge bob turned evil and ran her over then drove off he went to work

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After work

Sponge bob: See ya everyone I'm going home

Police 1: no your not

Police 2: yeah you ran over this nice old lady who makes the nicest cookies I've ever tasted

Police 1: (goes over to sponge bob and puts hand cuffs around his arms)

Sponge bob: but but I can explain

Police 2: tell it to the judge

Sponge bob: we have judge

Police 2: um no but it good to say

Police 1(grabs sponge bob and throws him in the back to the police car)

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In prison

Sponge bob: hey jail people

Jail mate: hello my name sindy I came down here to visit my sister sandy but got thrown in jail.

Sponge bob: oh

Sindy: here have these their balls I think you need them

Sponge bob: thank you I'll cherish them forever I might even where them

Police 1: your free to go sponge bob

Sindy: good bye take care of your balls

Sponge bob: I will I'll even sleep with them (laughs) (laugh more)