I'm an alcoholic and a bad writer, this is my first Fanfic and so I'm asking you go easy on me. I believe in giving credit where credit is due, the rights to these characters belongs to my favorite old Jews in Hollywood, Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady oh and the cold, cold studio, where all the magic happens Warner Brothers…
FYI: Any Italicized Underline is a thought occurring in their head... Mmmk! Enjoy!
Sheldon is sitting in his spot while Amy stands in front of the TV
"Well what do you think?"
Sheldon scans Amy body with his eyes from head to toe for any abnormalities. He notice she's not wearing her normal attire, he shrugs it off, probably Penny's influence. He looks back up at Amy.
"I'm not sure how you want me to respond."
Amy frowns at her lanky boyfriend
"Sheldon, how do I look?" she asked
"Fine" he replies
"Fine?" she asks
"Yes, fine. There are no discoloration of the skin, well except your cheeks are flushed with color, but that's shouldn't cause any alarm. You're not bleeding, your eyes are not dilated, you're able to stand on your own two feet, your sinus from this angle appear to be fine, Amy you're fine."
Amy looked down at Sheldon and sighed, could he really be that clueless? she thought to herself.
Amy then angled her head upward, placed her left hand on her hip
"Sheldon is there anything different?" she tried again.
"No. Is there something specific, I should be noting. I honestly don't understand the sudden inquiry?"
"Is there anything different in my appearance?!"
"Amy, as I've stated twice before, no. You're fine. What has gotten into you?"
"Really Sheldon?"
"Yes, now can we stop this nonsense, commence with date night, and proceed to the restaurant?"
"No." she snapped back, Oh no keep your cool Fowler.
"What? Why? Did you want to eat after that movie? You know I can't do that the delay would result in tomorrow morning's bowel movement occurring at work."
"No, Sheldon I don't want to eat after the movie. I don't want to eat at all."
"Well that's just silly, did you have a meal before coming here?"
"I don't know"
"You don't know if you had eaten—"
"Sheldon!"
What has gotten into her Sheldon thought.
"Well, do you still wish to see the movie?"
Annoyed Amy replied "I'm not in the mood."
"You've been wanting to see this documentary for months, I don't understand."
She was growing frustrated, he could see it, She's quite moody... BINGO!
Amy still standing just stared at him with her hands crossed across her chest
"Oh I see!" Sheldon continued
Amy looked at him, her eyes wide with hope.
"It's that time of the month, you have your menzies, and was asking me about your appearance because you think you might have... spotted. I can see how that can be frightfully embarrassing—"
"NO! Sheldon not at all! I'm sorry I need to go..." THIS venture, THIS night is embarrassing she thought as she made her way to the door.
"W-Wait! Amy are you upset? It's nothing to be upset about, it's natural for a lady!"
Amy picked up her purse from the kitchen counter.
"Wh-What about date night?" Sheldon pleaded.
That's it!Amy headed towards the apartment door and swung it open, she turned towards her oblivious boyfriend.
"Really, you need to ask if I'm upset?! Goodbye Sheldon!"
"Amy!" Sheldon sat in his spot puzzled and confused what in the h-e double hockey stick is going on? As Amy stormed out of Leonard and Sheldon's apartment.
That's my first attempt and the first chapter.