My Little Insanity
AN: I have some explaining to do, don't I? Well I wanted to make an MLP fanfic, and was in love with Najee's My Little Darkness story, even though it was his first fic and was painfully cringe-worthy. So I got his permission to make my own story out of his fic and that is what I'm gonna do, OK THEN! ON WITH THE SHOW!
Timeline in Outer-Equestria: Takes place after the end of season 6
Main Hero: Mike, Age: 19, Otaku and Pervert
Main Heroine: Dark Fusion, Age: 300-335, Heir to the Outer-Equestrian throne
Secondary Hero: Najmi, Age: 18, Son of a Marine and a medic
Secondary Heroines: Red Thunder, Age: Unknown, Second Heir to the Outer-Equestrian throne
Sarah, Age: 20, Medical student
Brim Stone, Age: Unknown, Third Heir to the Outer-Equestrian throne
"Welcome home.": Normal Speak
'Why did he attack me?!: Thoughts
"From now on you are staying with me!": Royal Canterlot voice
CHAPTER 1: Let's kick things off!
There was a deafening beeping noise coming from the side of Mike's bed. He groaned and slammed his hand into the snooze button trying to get the damn thing to shut up, unfortunately the alarm kept screaming at him. He looked up and remembered it was that infernal clock that wouldn't stop unless he got out of bed. He got up and it finally stopped beeping.
Mike was a 19 year old male in college for programming, a stupid choice on his part since he despised it. He thought it'd be a good place for a job, only for reality to slap him in the face and proceed to violate him in any way it thought it could.
His parents were out on a trip leaving him alone in his suite, he lived in New York, Manhattan. He slowly went over to his closet and saw himself, he was skinny, tall, and had no muscle mass. He hated that about himself, he wanted to be strong and be able to defend those he cared about, but reality kept fucking him. He had a girlfriend, but she dumped him for a more handsome, rich, and popular guy.
He slipped on a grey tank top, Black boxer briefs and a Legend of Zelda hoodie. He would've gone with his nine tailed fox hoodie, but it was not clean. He left his room and made his way to the kitchen for some breakfast. As soon as he got there, he saw a package on the counter. He sliced it open with a boxcutter and saw a note in the package, "Son, your mother and I found this in the storage room and thought you'd like it, happy birthday son. Dad."
He opened it and found multiple old toys, clothes, and pictures of him with his parents in the package and it made him smile. Then he saw something that caught his eye, a black and purple plastic bracelet. "What the hell?" He asked himself as he picked it up. It looked like those bracelets the goths and emos wore at both his highschool and college.
It looked weird and Mike felt like it was calling out to him. He shook his head and slipped it on, then he went to the fridge. Just as he opened the door, he felt a slimy substance on his arm. He looked down and saw a goopy black substance cover his arm, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" he yelled and tried to remove the goop.
It began to cover his torso and he was still having trouble removing the goop. The goop then covered his mouth and proceeded to jam more goop down his throat and covered his eyes, making everything go black.
He woke up a few hours later in what looked to be a forest at night, 'Wait, night?' he thought to himself and looked up. There were dark storm clouds in the night's sky and he shivered, why didn't he put pants on? It was getting colder by the minute.
"Hello my lover," came a female voice.
Mike turned to where the voice came from and saw a seventeen year old girl in the same clothes as him, though instead of boxers, she was wearing panties. The LoZ hoodie look a bit darker and seemed a little heavier then his own. He then zeroed in on her breasts and saw that she had E-cup breasts.
He shook his head and asked, "Lover? The hell do you mean by that?"
She ignored him and proceeded to feel herself up, "So this is a human's body? It feels incredible!"
Mike began to get annoyed and growled out, "You still haven't answered my question hun."
The girl then stopped touching her body and tackled Mike in a hug, "You are mine and mine alone!"
"The hell?!" Mike yelled, "GET OFF ME!"
He then saw the face and said, "What the fuck?! The fuck's wrong with your eye?!" Her left eye was glowing a dark red and she grinned.
"Like what you see honey?" she asked.
Mike was very confused right now, what was going on, why was this girl hugging him, AND WHERE THE HELL WAS HE?! "Okay," He said, "Let me ask you a new question, who are you?"
The girl slightly backed up and said, "My name is Dark Fusion, and you are my host now."
"Okay Dark," Mike said, "Second question, what do you mean by lover?"
"Well," Dark said, "We have bonded."
Mike looked at her as if she was stupid and said, "I don't see a ring on your or my finger, so how the hell are we bonded?"
Dark walked up to him and grabbed the bracelet on his left wrist, "This is how we are bonded," she said, "Since you willingly put it on, you have accepted our bond as host and parasite."
Mike paled and asked, "Parasite? What do you mean by that?"
Dark smiled and said, "Well, the whole parasite thing has to do with my true form."
Mike looked confused and asked, "True form? What do you mean by that?"
Dark looked uncomfortable and said, "What you see before you is just an illusion by magic."
Mike's eyes widened and he asked, "Magic? It's real?!" growing more interested by the second.
Dark nodded and looked uncomfortable, "I can show you my true form if you'd like."
"Show me, Dark." Mike said firmly.
Dark then closed her eyes and her form began to change from a human, to a tall pony with wings and a horn. Her fur, tail, and mane were black with a dark energy around them making them flow like water. Mike couldn't help but be star struck at Dark's transformation, she had gone from a beautiful human girl to what looked to be a Pegasus mixed with a Unicorn.
"You look beautiful Dark." Mike said, blushing lightly.
"I'm glad you think that Mike, but we don't have time to dwell on that," Dark said and looked back to him, "As I said, you are my host. You must want to know what that means, right?"
"Of course," Mike said, "Do you think you can tell me?"
Dark frowned and said, "Since you are my host, I have to take spiritual energy from you to stay alive."
"That doesn't seem so bad," Mike said calmly, "If it keeps you alive, I might as well give you my spiritual energy."
Dark smiled at the human's kindness and said, "Thank you Mike."
Mike was just about to ask how she knew his name, just as thunder cracked in the sky. Rain began to fall fiercely and they began to get soaked. "Oh come on!" Mike yelled and pulled up his hood.
Dark changed back to her human form and said, "I can take us back to my home if you'd like?"
"Sure Dark, anywhere is good so long as it is away from the rain." Mike said. Dark grabbed his arm and said, "Hold on."
"What do you-" Mike said and the both of them teleported somewhere else.
Mike and Dark reappeared in a dark room and then the lights turned on. Mike's head was spinning, he felt sick from the teleporting. "Is it always that nauseating?" he asked.
"At first it is," Dark said rubbing a hand on his back.
The door to the room slammed open and three guards rushed into the room, tackling Mike to the ground and pinning him there. Dark looked shocked and screamed as she saw her host being held down, "LET GO OF HIM!" Dark yelled.
The guards picked him up and were about to take him away when they heard dark yell in a powerful voice "I SAID, LET HIM GO! NOW!"
The guards looked to an angry Dark and paled, quickly letting him go. Mike got back up and rubbed his wrists, then said, "That was uncomfortable."
The guards glared at Mike and one of them said, "Princess Dark, who is this thing?"
Dark glared at the guard and said, "Don't call him a thing! He's a human and I'll defend him from my own guards and family if I need to!"
The guards remained silent and looked angry just as there came a knock from the open door. Everyone looked to the door and saw two colts with thick armor, "Princess Dark," the one on the left said, "I welcome you back and congratulate you for finding a mate."
The one on the right smirked and said, "He seems powerful enough to tame Lady Dark, or possibly he's the one who needs to be tamed."
The guards blushed as Dark giggled, "Mind if I ask who the two of you are?" she asked.
"Not at all princess," The one on the left said and took off his helmet. His fur was a dull ice blue, his mane was also ice blue with dark green and black streaks, he also seemed to have pure white eyes, no pupils, and no colors.
"My name is Ice Helix princess," Ice said and slightly bumped into the one beside him, "Go on, tell her your name."
The guard to Ice Helix's right took off his helmet and said, "My name is Flame Blade, Princess." Flame's fur was a fiery crimson mixed with a dark red mane and orange tail, and his eyes were those of a blazing inferno.
Dark looked to Flame and asked, "Are you the foal of Poison Blade?" at that question, he began to look nervous.
"Grandcolt actually, my father was Plasma Blade, princess Red's personal guard." Flame said with a grimace.
There seemed to be some history between Flame and Plasma, so Mike stayed quiet. The two guards put back on their helmets and said, "The council of elders and your father would like to speak with you."
Dark gained a face with a mixture of annoyance and serious, saying, "Tell them I'll be there in a minute."
The two guards bowed and yelled for the guards to leave the room. Soon the room was vacant by everyone except for Dark and Mike, "Want me to come with you?" Mike asked.
Dark shook her head and said, "I'll handle it, you can explore your new home for the time being."
"You sure Dark?" Mike asked.
"I can handle the council; I'll meet up with you later." Dark said and left the room leaving Mike alone, but not without kissing him on the lips.
Mike stood there for what seemed like a few minutes before shaking his head and saying, "I can't honestly believe that I find her attractive, I mean she's a female pony for god's sake and I'm an average human male."
He then looked back at the statement and said, getting annoyed, "Says every anime protagonist ever. I just set myself the fuck up like a goddamn target screaming 'Start fucking with me in any way, shape, or form!' Christ!"
He then looked around and saw no one around, "Might as well head for a library to keep myself occupied." He muttered to himself and began to walk.
CHAPTER 1: DONE!
Crimson: Holy hell, this one was a long time coming.
Lala: How long did you have this on the backburner?
Crimson: I'd say… since either October or November of 2016, well at least I have a bit of writing experience under my belt, if To Love Ru: Restart says anything about my standards of writing.
*Lala, Hermione, and Moka glare at Crimson*
Crimson: Christ you girls are relentless. I'll try to update your stories as soon as I can. ANYWHO! This has been CrimsonFucker4455 with To Lo- Shit! My Little Insanity, been a while guys, go easy on me.
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