//A.N:
The idea popped into my head like ten minutes ago, I find it funny. D//
Edwards POV:
I found myself alone, in my house. I decided to watch some television when I herd Alice and Bella, I stopped to listen to what they where talking about.
"It's...so...big!" Alice shrieked! What was she talking about?
"And so long..." Bella's voice dreamily trailed off. Okay, they could be talking about anything...
"Would you look at the size, Bella! Jasper's isn't that big." Alice said, I froze. What the hell...
"Edward's isn't either." Bella replied, My jaw dropped. They couldn't be looking at...no...they wouldn't...
"Look at the color." Alice sighed, dreamily, "It's like a reddish pink. That makes it better."
"Oh yes, Edward's isn't anything like that." Bella said, depressed. Thats when I got mad.
I stormed into the room, and screamed at them.
"Oh yeah? Well you enjoyed it VERY much, if I remember correctly, Miss. Swan!" I yelled, receiving strange looks from both women.
"What? Why the hell are you calling me Miss. Swan! What happened to Mrs. Cullen?! And what the hell are you talking about?" Bella yelled getting up from her spot next to Alice.
"Yes Edward, no need to get mad over a car." Alice told me, still giving me strange looks.
"I—A car?"
"Yes Edward!" Alice shouted, "We where talking about a CAR. See?" She pointed to the laptop computer in front of them, revealing a pink convertible.
"What did you think we where talking about?" Bella asked, suspichous.
"Well, I--- I thought you..." I trailed off, embarrassed.
"He thought we where looking at porn!" Alice shouted, pointing her finger at me.
Bella started to laugh, "Seriously?"
"You moron!" My sister exclaimed.
I nodded. Yep, I was indeed a moron.