Me and my buddy decide to create out own characters. And if you call us Narutards, we will come to your house and light a bag of crap and laugh in the bushes as you try and put it out. Then it might light your whole house on fire, and then we would leave. FAST. By the way, I'm Kenji and my buddy is Onikage.
Disclaimer: we don't own Naruto, or that bastard would be dead. Along with like half of the cast. ENJOY.
Chapter 1
Two Best Friends
Kenji look across the fire at his crazy best friend, Onikage. He was cleaning his spike-knuckled trench knives after a rather unusual meeting. As Onikage looked at his only best friend, he started to remember how they came to be.
-Flashback-
Team 2 just came across what looked like the remnants of an old village that burned down. "This place must have been deserted for ages." Chohiro said. She scratched her head, looking around. Shinju said nothing as usual. She was always quiet. However, Kenji was the only one to feel a strong presence behind him. He turned to see someone not any older than him. The boy was heavily scarred. Before Kenji could talk, the boy blacked out and hit the ground. In a hurry, Kenji grabbed him and headed back to Konoha.
That afternoon, Kenji decided to check up on whom he found at the smoldering village. From down the hall he heard what sounded like cursing and crying. He peeked his head inside and saw he was awake, and cussing out Chihiro. "Get the fuck away from me, who the fuck do you think you are? Get these bandages away from me you purple haired bitch, and why do I have a bedpan I can control myself. Where am I, where are all the others, get the fuck out or I'll reduce you to ashes, then have that annoying little nurse of you clean up the floor so I don't slip. FUCK OFF." Kenji just smiled, knowing they could already be friends, due to both of them hating Chihiro. Kenji walked into the room. "Leave." He said. "Why?" Chihiro asked. "DID YOU NOT HEAR THE MAN? FUCKING LEAVE." Kenji declared. After a few seconds of hesitation, he grabbed her head and threw her out the door. He turned to the guy on the bed.
"Thanks. That girl was getting on my fucking nerves." He said. "Just be thankful you're not on her team." Kenji said. "Gah. Does she really have purple hair?" He asked. Kenji just smiled. "Yep. Natural purple." Kenji said, knowing the question he would ask later. "Hmm. Anyway, can you help a guy out? I'm fucking starving and this hospital food would gag a fucking maggot." He said. "No problem." Kenji said. He helped him up. "For future reference, what's your name?" Kenji asked. "Onikage Takahashi." He said. "Kenji Sato. I'll show you the ropes of Konoha." Kenji said. The two set off to a local diner. "After this, I need to be getting home." Onikage said. "Um…dude. When we found you, you were in the middle of the smoldering remains of a village." He said. All the blood in Onikage's face drained.
"You mean…my village was gone?" He asked. Kenji nodded. "Yes. You were the only survivor. Looked like the whole village was engulfed in flames." He said. Onikage's head connected with the table. "FUCK. NOT AGAIN." He yelled. Kenji stopped midbite. "Huh?" He asked. Onikage sighed. "When I become very angered, I tend to destroy everything in my path." He said. Kenji was still. "Wow. That's freaking sweet." Kenji said. Onikage looked him in the eyes. "Serious?" he asked. "Oh hell yeah. At least, I hope your not like Chihiro. She's pissy all the fucking time. One time I actually snapped and threatened to kill her cause she was so pissy, and I had to do 100 laps around Konoha before dark. With the sword." Kenji said. "Killer." Onikage said.
-End Flashback-
After that day, the two had became best of friends.
Well, this is the first chapter. Hope you like it. I KNOW you will like it. The next chapter will deal with both's past more.