Sugar Sugar Rush
By pizzansuishi
Hinata, a beautiful medical student develops a cure for diabetes. She tests it on herself. It works! Except suddenly these really weird side effects pop up. Now she has the body of a pin-up bimbo. O boy! Scifi. Smutty Smut Smut. Hinata x Many
AN: I wish there really was a cure for diabetes. I see these kids with diabetes on a daily basis and it is so sad to see what they have to go through. They are some of the bravest and kindest people I have ever met. Anyways this is a crackfic don't take it too seriously alright?
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Chapter 1) When I Grow Up
3007 AD, Hinata 13 years old
Sipping on her glass of water, the bluenette scanned the magazine. She was saving pictures of her favorite actor, Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. Like a stalker, she knew everything about him. He was 16 years old. He started acting when he was just 5 years old! His favorite color was orange. His favorite food was ramen. His mother is a Russian model. Naruto speaks fluent Russian, Japanese, and English. His birthday was October 10th, he was a Libra Sun sign. Hinata kept reading. Libra men were the perfectly balanced specimen of a man. They believed in equality, justice, hard-work, and loyalty.
Her heart-shaped face broke out into a grin. She squealed into her hologram tablet.
Suddenly, there was a knock on her door.
"Come on in!" The girl hollered. She rearranged herself and shoved all her holographic montage of Naruto into her patient's belongings bag. No need for her dad to know she was a crazed fangirl.
"Hey Hinata, how are you feeling, honey?" Kind red irises fixed onto Hinata.
The girl bounced a little in her bed. "I'm feeling great, Kurenai. When do I get discharged?"
"I don't know. I am here to take your bedside blood sugar first. Then, we have to check your labwork. Ready?"
The teenage girl took a deep breath. Blood. Blood. Blood. Hinata pricked her finger 6 to 8 times a day for blood. She was exhausted. In the hospital they just drew up her blood for the lab. But those results usually take hours. Hinata could explain to you that the tubes of blood were to see her electrolyte and serum chemical balance. Basically, it would tell you how damaged her organs were from diabetes. Whereas the bedside blood sugar gave you immediate results, but only reported blood sugar.
The nurse, Kurenai, handed Hinata a lancelet, a test strip, and a glucose meter. The teenager insisted on doing it herself. Pricking herself gave her less anxiety than waiting for someone to prick you. Hinata put the test strip inside the glucose meter. She stabbed the side of her finger, it hurts less than the tip or pads of her finger. Carefully, Hinata let one drop of blood fall onto the test strip.
ERROR. ERROR.
The red light on glucose meter flashed.
"Can I try again?"
"Of course, darling."
Kurenai gave her a replacement lancelet and test strip. The girl repeated the procedure.
ERROR. ERROR.
Hinata got the redlight on her wish. She just wanted to leave the hospital. All her friends were at the water park today. It was July, she had tickets and a pretty swimsuit picked out.
"Oh well. I guess I'm staying for another day or two, right?"
The blue-haired girl was a good sport with a tireless sense of humor. Kurenai did not need to explain the readings to the girl. Hinata knew what was up, no matter how the hospital staff sugarcoated things. The fact that the glucose meter could not read her blood sugar meant that it was too high. Blood sugars above 560 mg/dL did not register on the meter. She was really, really sick. Even if she refused to believe it. Hinata had to stay in the hospital until her blood chemistry got back to normal.
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"Hinata, you said you would watch your blood sugar. You told me you tested 6 to 8 times a day! Why did this happen? I knew you were lying." Hiashi Hyuga asked his daughter.
"Uhm. Well things just happen, you know?" Hinata Hyuga shifted uncomfortably. The girl looked down at her mattress to stop herself from crying. She tried. She tried so hard to control her blood sugar. Sometimes she just wanted to give up. After everything she did, she still ended up in the hospital for DKA.
Clearing his throat from outside the door, Doctor Kabuto Yakushi spoke, "Can I have a moment with you Mr. Hyuga? The lab results came back."
Kurenai came into the room to talk to Hinata.
"Has anyone talked to you about starting your period?"
"Uhm. I know what it is. It started two days ago." The teenager offered. Her period started and six hours later she ended up in the hospital. Hinata really did not want to talk about it. Not with her dad, and not with Kurenai either.
"Well, from a diabetic point of view. Your menses may have caused the diabetic ketoacidosis."
"So…it's not my fault?"
"Exactly, it is not your fault. I am worried about you. A lot of diabetics take an all or nothing approach. Just because you fainted and ended up in the hospital, it does not because you failed. Sometimes unpredictable things happen. Even when you do your best. The fluctuation of hormones caused you to need more insulin than usual. In addition, you period causes you to lose water and become dehydrated." Kurenai drew a diagram.
"And severe dehydration usually causes DKA." Hinata said.
"Right! Another variable just entered your diabetic care equation. So you need to plan for it." Kurenai mapped out a calendar and when Hinata can anticipate her period.
"Within the first year of beginning your period, your menses will be irregular. It will be hard for you to predict when it will happen. So gauge it within a range. You might end up missing some periods." Kurenai explained.
The nurse's words sank in. She started believing Kurenai. Hinata liked how the nurse gave her hope. She was going to be okay. Diabetes sucked. It cuts your lifespan. But Hinata was going to beat it.
When I grow up. I want to be a doctor. I want to come up with a cure for diabetes. Once and for all.
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3016 AD, Hinata 22 years old
Over the years, Hinata spent a lot of time in diabetic support groups. She made friends that were like a second family to her. She saw these people get painful infections, gangrene, amputations, and seizures. She went to the funerals of her friends who passed away from the disease.
It was as if she was racing for a cure. At the age of 14, she graduated from high school. At 18, she graduated with her pre-medical degree. Now, she was in her second year of medical school. Her Professor Kikashi reserved a whole laboratory for her to experiment in for her thesis. She could not be more excited.
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AN: I am in an awkward position. I want to write a really amazing and touching plotline. But I also want to ruin this entire story with bad porn and fan-service. Currently, I am in the process of learning what you poor fanfic writers have to go through.
Will Hinata have yummy slutty adventures as a bachelorette? I want Gaarahina. There is not enough Gaarahina on this site. Sorry to disappoint.
Naruhina was always the number one couple on fanfiction. But I still remember a time when Gaarahina was the second most popular OTP instead of Sasuhina. I like Gaara, he has Naruto's appreciation of ethics, and Sasuke's bad boy vibe. Gaara was willing to decrease his lifespan and sacrifice for his village (the one that used to treat him atrociously). I have trouble writing Naruto as a bad boy without getting OOC. Anyways, I have enough Naruto fics. I pretty much exhausted Naruto for myself.
Gaara is always my favorite male character in Naruto. When you guys saw that scene of Gaara as a kid with the teddy didn't it make you cry as a kid-just a little? He looked like he just needed a cookie and a hug. Fine, maybe it's just me. I have a thing for tatoos, damn it!
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