Basically it is what it says on the tin. Just a conversation between some of the cullens. This is my first ever Fanfic so please be nice. I really enjoyed writing this so please R&R thank you. xxx
I came up with this idea when I was chatting to friends on IM while watching New Moon and I thought, I wonder what it would be like if The Cullens talked on IM, so I logged out and started to write (:
TheCullen chat room
BellaSwan has now logged in
BellaSwan : Hello is anyone there?
BellaSwan : Guess not then
EmmettCullen has now logged in
EmmettCullen : Hey Belly, how r u?
BellaSwan : Emmett have you forgotten your grammar? What is that?
EmmettCullen : its slang Bella, get wiv it gurl ;)
BellaSwan : well its annoying so stop it
EdwardCullen has now logged on
EmmettCullen : Eddie ! How r u bro?
EdwardCullen : WHAT!
EmmettCullen : How r u? God you too are old fashioned
CasperHale has now logged in
EdwardCullen : Casper? Who is that?
CasperHale : Its me Jasper
EmmettCullen : Jasper why is your name Casper? Lol
BellaSwan : lol?
CasperHale : it wouldn't let me have JasperHale
BellaSwan : why?
CasperHale : apparently someone else has already got that name
EmmettCullen : haha another Jasper Hale in the world, god help us
CasperHale : Shut up Emmett, at least the world doesn't have two of you and your stupidity I mean R U!
EmmettCullen : ITS SLANG ! all the cool guys are doing it. But then again your not that cool Casper the emotional wreck ghost.
CasperHale : right that's it
CasperHale has now logged out
EmmettCullen : Shit
EmmettCullen has now logged out
BellaSwan : where did they go?
EdwardCullen : u don't wana no :P
BellaSwan : not you too Edward
EdwardCullen : what its catchy
BellaSwan : so is aids
EdwardCullen : :/
EsmeCullen has now logged on
EsmeCullen : Hello Bella, Edward isn't this fun we can talk but not to each other's faces.
BellaSwan : Its good to see you Esme or read you…whatever
EdwardCullen : how did you get on here Esme? You cant work computers
EsmeCullen : Carlisle helped me
EsmeCullen has now logged out
BellaSwan : wait where did she go? Vamps are very good at just leaving
EdwardCullen : the computer logged her out :P
BellaSwan : why?
EdwardCullen : no idea but she is shouting me to go and help her wont be long
EdwardCullen has now logged out
BellaSwan : Great on my own again
AliceCullen has now logged on
AliceCullen : Bella, I knew I'd catch you on here
BellaSwan : well Alice I cant help myself, when I'm not there I have to be connected some way
AliceCullen : Oh Bella, oh I want you to come round tomorrow
BellaSwan : why?
AliceCullen : I brought this dress today and I want you to try it on, oh and while were doing that I might as well do you a makeover
BellaSwan : I cant Alice, sorry I'm doing something
AliceCullen : no your not I checked your future
BellaSwan : Alice please stop doing that
EdwardCullen has just logged on
EdwardCullen : I WEAR WOMEN'S CLOTHING
BellaSwan : Edward?
AliceCullen : Haha Edward has a sense of humour
EdwardCullen : Hey Bella, sorry I'm a total control freak and I have this strange thing about keeping my virginity
BellaSwan : Emmett get off of Edward's account !
AliceCullen : :P
EdwardCullen : Damn it Bella, how did you know it was me?
BellaSwan : oh I don't know, could it be that Edward doesn't admit anything let alone if he wore women's clothing, or that Edward has gone to help Esme with her computer
EdwardCullen : Gotta go Jasper is looking for me and I think Edward is coming back
EdwardCullen has now logged out
AliceCullen : haha Jasper has just smacked Emmett round the head and now Emmett is chasing him. Better break it up, don't forget about tomorrow Bella
BellaSwan : No Alice Wait!
AliceCullen has now logged out
BellaSwan : dammit
EdwardCullen has now logged on
BellaSwan : Is that you Edward?
EdwardCullen : yeah why wouldn't it be?
BellaSwan : Oh nothing just checking. Emmett is a right dufus
EdwardCullen : you got that right, what is he 12, slang?
BellaSwan : yep its you
EsmeCullen has now logged on
EsmeCullen has now logged out
BellaSwan : aww poor Esme is not having luck with that computer
EdwardCullen : tell me about it
EsmeCullen has now logged on
EsmeCullen has now logged out
BellaSwan : well Charlie has just got back, I gotta go and cook him dinner
EdwardCullen : ok I will pick you up tomorrow around 11am
EsmeCullen has now logged on
BellaSwan : can we spend tomorrow at my house?
EsmeCullen has now logged out
EdwardCullen : yeah sure, why?
BellaSwan : no reason, Bye Love you
EdwardCullen : Bye, love you too
BellaSwan has now logged out
EdwardCullen has now logged out
EsmeCullen has now logged in
EsmeCullen : Hey look I'm finally logged in
EsmeCullen : where is everyone?
EsmeCullen : great, just my luck
EsmeCullen has now logged out