Ok so I went down to the Junkyard and asked each cat this famous joke, here is what they replied with. Please R&R Thank You...
Bombalurina - A chicken? Sounds like my kind of man, where is he?
Bustopher Jones - Is he off to get some Curry?
Demeter - Macavity!
Grizabella - Does the chicken hate me too?
Gus - Bet the chicken couldn't make it in theatre.
Jemima - Chicken? What's that? Old D what's a chicken?
Jellylorum - I hope the chicken has manners.
Jennyanydots - I must teach this chicken crochet.
Macavity - Mwahahahahahahaha, it still isn't as evil as me.
Mistoffelees - Maybe I should vanish him into thin air.
Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer - Lets pull out all it's feathers. HeeHee.
Munkustrap - Everyone get behind me, I shall protect you all.
Alonzo - And I shall help Munku protect you all.
Old Deuteronomy - The chicken shall go to the Heaviside Layer.
Rum Tum Tugger - Does it have to be a chicken? A turkey maybe?
Cassandra - Hey chicken, check out my eyes.
Coricopat & Tantomile - Oooo this chicken hasn't got a good future, we can sense it in the air.
Skimbleshanks - He has 5 minutes to catch the next train, then I'm off.
Victoria - I bet he cant get his leg as high as me.