Ed walked into the classroom, relieved when the tardy bell rang after he walked over the threshold. His relief was short-lived, however, because everyone was staring at him.
"Who's the shrimp?" A bastardly-looking, black-haired guy asked, smirking.
Ed's eyebrow twitched as he sucked in a big breath to yell at the stupid guy--
"I think the Chibi's cute!" A green-haired guy squealed, winking at him.
Ed turned to face the green-haired guy to tell him off--
"Hey, cutie," Ed turned to face a humongous blob of a teenager.
The bald, drooling teen winked at him.
"Come have a seat next to Big Daddy Gluttony," he smacked the seat - hard - beside him.
Ed started foaming at the mouth, scarred for life.