Chapter 1
By ZebraBow
Authors Note: Hmm… I sat around wondering what I should name this story. Well, it is humor which is what I tend to write the most about it seems.
Disclaimer: Generic disclaimer. So let me say this once, I don't own Naruto.
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Blonde-babe76: Meet me in the restroom in 2 mins!
Sakura-hime: I am in a board meeting pig.
Blonde-babe76: Sakura, just try to get out of it!
Sakura-hime: What part of board meeting don't you get?
Blonde-babe76: Just come. Its super important.
Blonde-babe76: Sakura…
Blonde-babe76: Earth to Sakura.
Blonde-babe76: ARE YOU IGNORING ME?
Sakura-hime: Oh shit. I was too busy texting you to pay attention to what Mr. Uchicha was saying.
And he was all like "What you think about this idea Sakura?"
I totally panicked and just smiled and said, "That's the wonderful idea Mr. Uchicha."
He smiled back (in a really creepy evil way) and said, "Thank you for agreeing to do the job Sakura."
Shit. Shit. Shit. I have no clue what I was supposed to do. I am so pissed at you. This may have even cost me my job if I don't do what I am supposed to do which I don't even know what it is thanks to you.
Blonde-babe76: Aw... Saku baby, can't you forgive me?
Blonde-babe76: Puppy dog pout.
Sakura-hime: Now what was so important? Can you just tell me now?
Blonde-babe76: No way! This is way too important to tell you over texting.
Sakura-hime: Give me two minutes. I will be there. And this better be some fantastic news Ino.
My apartment. Chips and Dip. Watching Oprah.
You won't believe the news that Ino told me. She is getting married. MARRIED! TO SHIKAMARU! I can't breathe! And she asked me to be her maid of honor. Wasn't that sweet of her? But still… I can't believe that she is getting married to Shikamaru. I had to bribe her with my black stiletto shoes to get her to go out with him. Am I cupid or what?
Grr… Still have to do that thing. Or what ever it was. Tomorrow. Hopefully I will still have my job when I write in you next time.
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Authors Note: This is just a preview. If you guys really like it. I will put up longer chapters.