Disclaimer: don't own CG, never will
Summary: Lelouch is dangerous other than being the leader of the black knights
It was a Saturday, Lelouch invited Suzaku over for dinner, Suzaku brought along his math homework…he really need help. When he got to Lelouch's house, he was greeted by Nunnally who need help to get into the chair at the dinner table. The maid was nowhere to be found so he tried to help although his balance was a little of because of the many hours the crazy scientist forced him into Lanchot so he accidently fell on the blind girl. Lelouch, he noted had great timing since that's when he walked in, glared at him and pulled out a chainsaw, from where? Before the emerald eyed boy knew it, he was running around the house.
"Lelouch, what are you doing?" Suzaku questioned while trying to avoid the chainsaw.
"What were you doing with Nunnally!" the prince demanded.
"nothing, I was just helping her…could we stop running?" Suzaku answered and stopped for two seconds before pieces of his hair and one of his sleeves was cut off so he beginner running again.
They continued like this for a full hour, whoever said Lelouch was weak didn't know what they were talking about, especially when he was angry and angry about his sister. Finally the maid slowed him down and told him what really happened, she was there but she didn't like him.
"Ohm, now my shirt's ruined!" Suzaku groaned and pouted. Lelouch, on the other hand took out a pair of scissors from nowhere and cited the other sleeve.
"there, now it's even. " the violet eye boy said as if nothing had happened.
During dinner, Lelouch kept on egging him to try new food, squid salad, fried and salted apples, spicy ice cream, vegetable smoothy which were some of the maid's specialties or she wanted him to get sick because Lelouch and Nunnally both got pasta with tomato sauce, fruit salad, milk and a side dish. He wanted to throw up some of the food especially the spicy ice cream but it wouldn't be polite of him as a guest.
After dinner, he was doing homework while Lelouch was watching a program with nunnally, and he need help.
"lulu, what's the square of five multiply by 7 divide by pi plus two?"
"7"
"seventy two times nine sine it and then square root it?"
"91"
"the square root of 25?"
"that's it!" Lelouch shouted angrily before getting his laptop and was typing away.
"lulu?" Suzaku was afraid, Lelouch had a really short temper, how could he have forgotten it all this time.
After ten minutes, Lelouch was printing something out, it turned out to be ten pages of extra math homework for Suzaku which he threatened the naive boy to do with a glare.
It was finally time to go back to the dorms for Suzaku… but he destroyed one of Lelouch's plants by accidently kicking it. he almost forgot how much Lelouch like plants and how much of a green thumb he had. So he was chased out of the house by a very irate Lelouch.
Suzaku thought about not doing the math but decides against it, he felt too much of Lelouch's wrath so he pulled an all nighters.
On Monday…
Suzaku unknowingly handed the real math homework with the work Lelouch gave. Next class he saw Lelouch.
"Lelouch I finished the math you gave me!" Suzaku said proudly
"The what?" Lelouch was questioned.
He forgot again, Lelouch don't remember things like this, even when they were young if he got the frailer looking boy pissed, well something like Saturday would happen, but if he mentioned what happened, Lelouch wouldn't remember.
Somewhere in the school there was a very happy math teacher.
AN: I'm sure lulu is more dangerous than he seems so the health of Suzaku is going to decline, will be made into multiple chapters based on reviews and it have a brother story for lulu's headaches.