My Little Irken: Conquering Equestria
Chapter 1: Zim's Descision
Zim entered his home in a fit of rage and depression. As he slammed the door closed you could see his very... different appearence. His wig was is frizzes, his shirt, boots, and gloves were covered in dirt, he had several scratches all over his body, he was hunched over holding his Squeedily Spooch in pain and even more.
"Master? Why do you look like my piggy?" Gir asked holding up a rubber pig covered in dirt to specify his question.
"It's that FILTHY STINKBEAST DIB AGAIN!" Zim nearly yelled at the top of his lungs. "Every plot, every scheme, every ATTEMPT, he's always one step ahead of me! I can never seem to get a break! Can't a guy enslave planet Earth in peace?" Zim continued to kick the unfinished taco Gir had left on the floor and layed down on the couch.
"Aww, don't worry master! I'm gonna make you some taquitos!" Gir ran into the other room to make Zim the previously mentioned taquitos. Zim simply groaned in thought of both what happened 10 minutes earlier and the thought of eating one of Gir's taquitos. Filthy Earth food. Filthy earthling Dib. FILTHY EARTH PLANET.
"You know what? I've had it! This world that the Tallest assigned to me is too idiotic for someone of MY callibur to take! It's time for a change! No more Dib, No more Skool, no more Earth! I'm going to conquer a different planet! Actually no, I shall conquer an entire UNIVERSE!" A few blocks away a transmitter was picking up every word being said by the previously mentioned invaders. Dib Membrane the so called "Savior of the Earth" was listening to the conversation.
"My word! Zim's given up! Finally! I defeated that wretched, alien scum!" Dib celebrated next to his sister Gaz in the living room. Gaz, as usual, was getting annoyed. Especially because he was distracting her from the Final Boss of Vampire Piggy Hunter 3.
"Dib, If I lose this fight because of you I'll make sure you never walk again." She said angrily.
"But Gaz! This is one of the greatest moments of my life! Zim is leaving Earth! Infact, he's leaving this UNIVERSE!" Dib jumped for joy for about 5 seconds before he realised something. "Wait, I can't let Zim try to enslave more innocent people! I have to stop him from trying to destroy another world!" Dib knows this might be a long journey so he runs to his room to grab supplies for the journey.
"The Dimensional Portal is almost completed Gir!" Zim shouted proudly. "Mini-Moose! Grab my bags!" Mini-Moose squeaked a little bit and then went off to grab the supplies. As all of this was happening Dib was hanging on the top of the wall getting ready to swoop down and enter the portal when they were gone. "The Dimensional Portal in finally completed! Alright men! It's time to start our new lives!" At this time Mini-Moose had packed all of Zim's things and Gir had packed his Waffle Mix, Waffle fryer, a months supply of Tacos and some syrup (The syrup isn't for the waffles...). It was time to finally end this journey and create a new one. They weren't sure where they were going but Zim, Gir and Mini-Moose (and Dib) were finally ready to leave the Earth.
"Y'know something Gir?" Zim said to his robot slave. Gir looked up in confusion as to what Zim was talking about. Until Zim finally said... "I'm not gonna miss this planet at all. ONWARD!" It was mere seconds before they all stepped into the portal, zapping them to whatever location it took it. Dib was left in the previous lair of the invader.
"Hmmm, maybe I should check for possible equipment in this lab to help me on my mission..." He said now rummaging through several things Zim had left behind. "Grappling Hook could come in handy. Two watch transmitters could help too..." After about 15 minutes of searching Dib finally got all of the things he needed. "Alright Zim, time to stop your newest heinous plan!" the excited boy says as he finally steps into the portal. The room was left in an endless silence.