One day, while sitting on the sofa watching TV my owner, Linsea called me over "Yes!" I yelled from across the house "come over here!" she yelled back. I grunted as I walked over to her "What?" I scowled "Can you...umm…."
"yeah?"
"I need umm…a…"
"a what?"
"I need a pokemon to breed with Arcanine"
and those were my last minutes of freedom before my owner forced me to hump a arcanine...Anyways… I guess I didn't introduce myself yet, hi I'm a 19 year old Lucario who grew up in a beach house at olivine as an innocent little riolu and… well… now I have 14 children and have to live in the daycare for 9 months …and I admit maybe sometimes I chose to have sexual intercourse with an arcanine, but, I still blame my trainer for influencing me