Ed's eyes widened as his arms decided to raise themselves up into the air randomly. He gasped when he felt a tickling sensation underneath his armpit. Colonel Mustang sat behind his desk in silence, watching the display curiously. Ed began laughing uncontrollably, but his arms were still raised into the air.
"Stop! STOP!" The blond shrieked, crying tears of laughter. He stood up straight again and his arms dropped by his sides again. He opened his mouth to attempt to explain the strange phenomenon when he felt a pinching sensation on his right buttock.
"OW!" Ed cried out, grabbing his own butt. Roy's eyebrows flew up as he watched the short alchemist rub his butt.
"Maybe I've got a case of th--" Ed went quiet suddenly while his eyes widened. His hands flew to his chest, seemingly...pinching his own nipples. Whatever was happening, Ed decided that it felt wonderful as he felt his nipples harden; it was only as if someone - besides himself - was rubbing them.
"Full Metal I--"
"GOOD GOD!" Ed screamed, his hand flying to cover his crotch. He bit his lower lip and rolled his eyes back into his head, closing his eyelids. His hand acted on its own, rubbing his hardening member in front of his commanding officer. He blushed, but he couldn't stop it!
Of course...he had no idea that a certain homunculus was perched on a tree limb outside of the window, watching the whole display while playing with a tiny, Edo-chibi voodoo doll. Envy snickered as he watched the real Ed degrade himself in front of Roy. What fun could be had with a voodoo doll; he couldn't wait to try it out later in his and Ed's bedroom.