Ten Rules of the Road to follow by: Dean addition

1.) The only one who gets to ever drive the Impala is Dean. No Sammy is allowed to even start the car unless Dean dies.

That means that no matter how much Sam thinks its his turn to drive, it'll never happen (even in Sam's wildest dreams)

2.) Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Yep, you heard me. You will have to put up with the music whether you like it or not. Metallica rules over Sam's sissy, eclectic music that sounds like some teeny-bopper phase.

3.) If Sam falls asleep in the car whilst Dean is driving, and finds a spoon (or any object), Sam will be the target of ridicule.

4.) No driving while near hillbilly semi drivers who are possessed.

5.) If Sam argues with Dean while in the car, Dean always wins. No exceptions

If Sam does argues and pisses Dean off enough, Sam will get kicked out of the car and have to find his own way around. Which means walking or trying to have the possessed hillbilly pick him up.. or Meg.

6.) Only driver can sing.

Sam is tone deaf.

7.) Dean is never smashing the windows ever again. Even if Dean is angry.

The cost in repairing everything is so much money.

8.) No getting blood on the seats

9.) Driver picks next destination for eating.

If it is on a Tuesday, its Pig N a Poke day.

Last but not least

10.) The Impala is Dean's. Not Sam's

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Ten Rules of the Road to follow by: Sam addition

1.) Okay first of all, Sam has driven the Impala plenty of times, because Dean is usually A) Passed out because he's piss drunk or B) In the backseat. I don't need to explain that one.

2.) Shotgun doesn't care about the music. Dean's got a freakish fetish with it, however.

P.S. Sam's music is just as good as Dean's, probably even better, and at least they haven't heard it 8 MILLION TIMES.

3.) If Sam falls asleep in the car whilst Dean is driving and finds a spoon (or any object), Dean will be the target of Sam's .45.

4.) Dude, that was an accident. Let it go.

5.) When Sam and Dean argue in the car, it usually is Dean who finds a way out of it by turning up his music to ridiculously loud levels, that would kill any normal person or make their head explode or something.

If Dean tried to kick Sam out of the car and make him walk, Sam would very much be inclined to literally kick Dean out of the car. While it's in motion.

6.) The driver may think he can sing, but really it scares the children.

7.) Ha. Anger management issues, much?

8.) No getting any other bodily fluids on the seats, either. Jeez. Find a room.

9.) I never want to hear the words 'Pig N a Poke' as long as I live. And I fricking hate Tuesdays. And Wednesdays.

10.) The Impala is in fact Dean's, (John's freaking favorite,) However, Sam could care less.