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Advent of Champions

Chapter 1

Just Another Tournament Fic

Elena Yuliana opens her eyes.

Gone was the cozy shack she and Lily called home, with a plain and bare tunnel. It was your stand affair, white tile floor with plain concrete walls. The whole thing was shaped like a loaf of bread and seemed to drag itself on for quite a while. Thankfully, she was still dressed in her usual dark blue sundress and boots. The corsair then checked the rest of her body, finding her amber eyes and brownish-purple hair still intact. All that was left now was to check her pockets

"Where are we?" a voice announced as a small reddish orange bird glided in front of her. While quite small, its long trail of metallic-colored feathers seemed to double it.

"I don't know, Adarnamon." Elena whispered as a small plush walked up to them. She was dressed in a white kimono with a pair of kimono sandals. A pair purple bat wings fluttered on her back, complimenting her red hair tied into a bun with the pale yellow eyes and the single fang sticking out of her mouth. Hanging on her back, was a large yumi with a short black tail hanging just above your . "Any ideas, Lily?"

"Nothing really." Lily answered as Chaos approached them. "What do you want, your malevolence?"

Chaos just stood there, seeming to have trouble on how to react to this comment. So she just stood there like a moron.

"Great, you broke her." Adarnamon added and nested herself on the white mage's head. "She make for the perfect nest."

"Uh, I don't think you're supposed to do that…" Elena whispered as their chaperone grabbed hold of the bird and flung her into Elena. "Also, aren't you evil?"
"Netrual Evil." Chaos answered and took a deep breath. Why did she have to be the first one to greet a competitor? Complaints Girl or Valia had much better people skills than she did. "Now, come along."

She then headed off, with the trio following right behind…

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Makoto Naegi opens his eyes.

Once more, he finds himself sitting in a desk. Yet, there was no classroom this time.

"What is it this time?" he announced and did a quick look over of his body. His olive-colored zipped-up hoodie and jeans were still there, along with his usual red pair of shoes. "At least I am in one piece."

The luckster then turned around, finding his two friends just standing there. The first was a teenage girl, no older than he was. She was dressed in just a lilac t-shirt and skirt, which he didn't really get. It would make more sense in his mind if she was wearing something skin-tight or made of latex.

"I heard that!" the girl shouted and pulled a kunai out, pointing it towards her friend. "Maybe I just wanted to change it up, perhaps?"

"I guess, Misa." Makoto turned his attention to his other companion. Unlike Misa, the other companion was a robot bear thing.

"I have a name as well!" the robot bear shouted and began jumping up and down. "Want to hear it?"

"I guess?" Makoto whispered and mumbled something under his breath.

"My name is Makokuma!"

Well, the name could probably use some work. A whole lot of work to be exact.

"Hur u r." an intoxicated voice announced as a drunk girl in a bikini stepped in. Well tried, would probably be the better way to put it. She mostly stumbled her way over to the trio. "Fulluw muh."

"We'll try." Makokuma announced as they followed the drunken slut…

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Evil TK op-

"You wanna know what? Please shut the fuck up." the gentlemanly asshole announced to the world. "I really don't want to deal with your fucking antics."

Why not? I'm pretty certain I've been quite nice to you in the past few weeks…

"Were you even listening at all?"

Nope! As such, I'm going to escort you myself.

"Seriously? We have to deal with him more?" a second voice announced and TK turned around, finding his patamon fluttering in place. "For now, I'm still alive!"

TK then turned to face the author. While quite pissed at him, he seemed to be in a much better mood.

"Fine, I'll follow you."

The author then perked up and headed off. While not the preferred place to be, they would just have to deal with it.

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Chouko Enoshima opens her eyes.

The elevator was long gone now, having been replaced with this long tunnel thing.

"Just when I thought things were starting to make sense." she thought and looked herself over. Her lavender tank top and black skirt hadn't been messed with. It was the same story with her gray pumps as well. Heck the only thing that was really different was that someone had given her two auburn bangs some brushing and reattached the ribbons. She would find that quite impressive, if weren't for the fact that both of her partners being buried in the ground. "How did you even manage that?"

You really don't want to know. It's probably better that way.

"Fine." the tamer whispered and got down on her knees, pulling both of her partners out of the dirt. Her first partner was an average-sized blue wyvern thing known as Veemon. You know, that thing that followed Davis around until he got killed by a sextape-obsessed mage.

"How dare you compare me to that numskull!" Veemon announced and shook her fist in the air, watching as Chouko pulled her second partner out. Which in this case, turned out to be preserved corpse with bone-like wings. A plate and tattered sundress covered her body, seemingly ready to disintegrate into a million pieces. She probably wanted to return her normal life. But such a luxury is not quite possible when you're trapped within Despair High. Not that you people really care.

"Are you alright, Mikan?" Chouko whispered as the undead nurse took a deep breath.

"Yeah." Mikan answered, only for the two be approached by a sign-carrying midget.

"Please come with me." he whispered and the trio followed right behind…

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Victoria Arcana was not in a good mood.

For one, finding herself in this sort of situation again wasn't high on her list of desirable things. At the very least, her violet lolita outfit and heels hadn't been messed with. Her hair was a similar story, still trailing down to her waist.

"Oh, hi momma kitty!"

Her purplish blue eyes focused on the figure behind her, finding it to be everyone's favorite third-person speaking jester, Jestery.

"Go away, Jestery." Victoria whispered and took a deep breath. Jestery was dressed in the same orange and blue court jester outfit and hat as always. Heck, the only thing that was real different about her was some light perfume Jestery had put on earlier. "I'm still mad."

"Victoria still is?" Jestery remarked as she flashed the puppy dog eyes towards Victoria. "It was just one expenda-"

Before the jester could even finish her sentence, a pair of butterfly swords entered her back.

"SHUT UP!" Victoria announced and took a deep breath. There was no point in taking this any further. Especially with no clear cut-off point for continuity to go off of. "Next time, just come talk to me instead of killing one of my friends."

"Whatever. Victoria just an extremely piss-poor mother and won't admit it."

After Jestery said that, she floated her way out of the tunnel and left Victoria to her own devices. The black cat just stood there and watched, cracking a smile in the process. She was fine with what Jestery called her. There was no sense in denying the truth. Reluctantly, she made her way out of the tunnel and looked straight ahead…

Notes:

With that, the first six competitors have been revealed. Unlike the last time I did this I'll just give a quick synopsis for each one down in the notes. Here goes.

1. Elena Yuliana (DAO): The corsair of gales and leader of Delta. While shy at times, she is quite with her kris. Her partners are the small orange bird known as adarnamon and a plush succubus named Lily. Maybe this time, they'll make it farther...

2. Makoto Naegi, Misa and Makokuma (Dangan Ronpa: Alternate Worlds): Everyone's favorite luckster of never-ending death has returned and is actually competing this time! To make things for him, he'll actually get help from two of his alternate selves. Hopefully.

3. Evil TK (The Ex-Conqueror Diaries): The possibly crazed 'evil' digidestined of hope. He calls himself the gentlemanly asshole, which is still up for debate on whether or not is true.

4. Junko 'Chouko' Enoshima & Mikan (Digital Despair EX): The SHSL Tamer and Infected Healer respectively. Thanks to a chance encounter, the two bonded and decided to work together within the wonderful place known as Despair High. And if things did go to hell, they could always count on Veemon to help them out.

5. Victoria Arcana (DA03): A mysterious Lolita girl hybrid thing. While she holds some sort of connection to Junko, not much is really known about it. Even then, no much is really known about her in general.

6. Jestery Arcana (JAFRS): Victoria's mysterious daughter and current 'ruler' of the digital world. While known to be lighthearted and cheerful, she can also be quite cruel to those who have wronged her.

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Next Time: The other six are revealed! I wonder who they could be.