So Steven was at a restaurant eating a nice salty plate of dicks when he suddenly felt the need to move his bowels so he told crazy aunt pearl and she was like "allight whatevs" so he walked into the bathroom
So he looked at the bathroom art for a few minutes then he went into the first stall but there he saw a person in a rabbit fursuit. steven was about to apologize for walking in on him but the fursuit guy moved over to the side of the seat and patted the other side obviously wanting him to sit with him but Steven didn't like furfags so he just shut the door.
Then Steven went into the second stall but in there he saw the local homeless guy moose tits making bootleg wine in the toilet "um hey moose tits" Steven said but moose tits just told him to fuck off so Steven closed the door and went over to the last stall
but when Steven opened the door he saw a kid sitting there fucking a dead girl in a pile of his own piss and shit. It was then Steven decided that he didn't need to shit anymore and so he went back to crazy aunt pearl and he shit his pants but he didn't care because what he saw haunted him for the rest of his life... which was about 15 more seconds as the restaurant was ahalu akbared and everyone died
THE END
/authors note/
here take this gif
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