Falling, that's the first thing i remember. The second thing was the realization I was 20,000 feet above the Earth's surface. The last thing was that I didn't have my armor on. I hit the screen on my left arm that spanned from my wrist to my elbow.
"rebooting" A female robotic voice said.
"Are you joking? I'm falling to my death and you need to reboot? Jeez windows xp was more reliable than you." i said loudly and tried tapping the screen again.
"Rebooting." it said again.
"Seriously?" i asked again noticing the clouds fly by. "You are a watch that holds paradox's, how the hell do you need a reboot?"
"reboot complete" it rang
"finally" i said exasperated.
"now loading personal preferences." It showed me a buffering symbol and boy was I livid.
"You've gotta be kidding me!" i yelled as I was probably only 1,000 feet up. "I've battled celestials, supernatural trash, and crazy people and this is how I die? By falling too hard?"
"Full reboot complete." It said then my armor came on and I grinned.
Finally a convenient happening that helps me." I muttered. I pressed another button on the screen and a black sword appeared in my hand. I flashed lightning through it so it crackled. "Now lets hit the dramatic landing."
I hit the grasslands at terminal velocity with a lightning sword and my harder-than-diamond ACNR armor. My sword hit the ground first, causing a huge blast of lightning to shake the immediate area and loosen the ground. This made my meeting with the ground less painful; better to walk away with no injuries then have to heal. I stood up after my amazing landing and looked around; fairly grassy, few trees, calm.
"Where am I?" I asked my watch as the armor disappeared around me, the sword stayed in my hand for safety purposes.
"Earth, your cliff area in Russia." It said. I looked around looking for my favorite cliff and saw it cutting high into the air. Why was I drawn to this place all the time?
"What universe are we in?" I asked the watch, beginning to walk towards the cliff. It was a beautiful sunny day with very few clouds.
"Earth-1216." I read out. We were quite far from home...the name 1216 must be a coincidence. "Advised to stay low until more information can be obtained, there are a number of scanning problems here."
"Don't try, I think we're in one of those superpowered universes, they have strong blocking barriers for obvious reasons. We'll just find out the old fashioned way." I muttered.
"That is if you survive long enough." A voice said behind me...not this again. I turned around and saw my least favorite person at the moment, yeah I had a list, this particular person was a dimensional guardian gone bad.
"Seriously Jack? Is it necessary to follow me every single time I transport somewhere?" I asked with a sarcastic grin, oh how he hated me.
"My name is Plasmus, not Jack." He growled at me. Ah Mr.Uptight was not in a joking mood today.
"Sure it is Jack, now the usual I assume?" I asked as I saw him get more angry. "I have a few appointments i need to make it to, so let's make this quick."