Description: Julian discovers the beautiful realm of fanfiction with his family and friends. What could possibly go wrong?

It was just another regular day. Julian was at his desk writing on some important documents or whatever. The atmosphere was calm and it enabled him to get his work done quickly without any distractions.

Just as he finished signing the final document, the door to his room slammed open and an energetic young boy came running towards him.

"BIGGG BROOOOOO!" Nero yelled as he tackled his brother into a bone-crushing hug. Poor Julian was unprepared and was sent crashing down onto the floor.

After recovering from the shock, he said, "what's got you so worked up?"

Grinning, Nero grabbed a laptop from thin air and flipped open its cover, revealing a word document. "I'm about to submit my very first fanfiction on Fanfiction . net! But I need a proofreader and I thought you might be able to help me."

Julian raised an eyebrow. He was never interested in the realm of fanfiction. He remembered that his classmates in school loved to discuss fanfiction, especially the girls. They would giggle with each other as they scrolled at their phone screens. Everyone was so obsessed with it that it became the focus of their lives. Julian and the teachers would roll their eyes and murmur something about 'kids these days' and whatnot.

"I didn't know that you were into this kind of stuff."

Nero grinned and shrugged. "Well, you never really liked fanfiction so I thought that it wasn't worth talking with you about it. But your friends are also starting to write their own fanfiction, and I figured why not."

"Wait, what?"

"Never mind that! Read mine first!" Nero shoved the laptop towards Julian.

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Ryuga woke up and looked around his bedroom. It was in disarray—clothes were scattered across the floor; Styrofoam boxes that contained bits of leftover food attracted ants, and to make things worse he couldn't find his beyblade anywhere.

Panic overwhelmed his being. He leapt out of bed and started opening drawers and throwing things everywhere to try and find L-Drago. Despite that, he was still unable to find his beyblade.

Just as Ryuga was on the verge of giving up, his bedroom door burst open.

"Ryuga! Ryuga!" Kenta cried.

"What?" Ryuga snapped.

"I found something that might belong to you!"

Upon hearing the boy's words, his eyes widened.

Kenta extended his arms towards Ryuga. "It's in my hands."

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"Hmm… looks okay so far." Julian mused.

As soon as he laid his eyes on the next paragraph, he immediately regretted his words.

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When Kenta opened his hands, rainbows came flying out of it!

Ryuga screamed in terror as he bolted out of the room by smashing the window and leaping out. The rainbow flew through the window and was ready to hunt down Ryuga... for some reason. There is a reason but we just don't know yet! Anyway, Ryuga dashed across the street and the rainbow gave chase. After an hour of running, he was starting to get tired, but the rainbow continued to chase him.

"Oh no! What do I do? Without my L-Drago I am basically defenceless! Please have mercy on me rainbow!" Ryuga cried as he knelt on the road and begged the rainbow to not hurt him.

Just as he thought that his butt was about to be painted in rainbows, a glorious horse with wings stood in front of Ryuga, protecting him from the rainbow. He thought that the blue aura emitting from the horse with wings was warm and relaxing.

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"Nero, it's called a Pegasus. And what the heck? Rainbows? This doesn't make any sense. Plus, Ryuga is extremely out of character."

"Big bro, it's called a crackfic. They aren't supposed to make sense."

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"Stop in the name of beyblade! Why are you harassing the Dragon Emperor?!" The horse with wings bellowed.

"Stay out of this!" The rainbow shrieked.

A red-haired scarf boy came running towards the winged horse and hugged its neck. "Shut up! Pegasis is the bodyguard of the emperor! And as its owner, I will not permit you to paint Pegasis's butt with rainbows!"

The rainbow sneered. "Try me, Ginga!"

Ginga took out a pointy sword from his butt (ouch), aimed it at the rainbow and threw it. It stabbed the rainbow in the chest! And now the rainbow is bleeding rainbows.

"Noooooo!" The rainbow screamed in agony as it fell into its own puddle of rainbow blood.

"Yayyy!" Ginga cheered as he lifted his sword up in the air. Unfortunately, he accidentally stabbed Pegasis in the eye and now his empty eye socket was bleeding blue blood. Pegasis cried out in pain and bitch slapped Ginga.

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"Bitch slap?" Julian raised an eyebrow.

"Yup! It's just more badass than a normal slap."

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Ginga roared in anger. "How dare you slap me!" And then he bitch slapped Pegasis twice. Pegasis fell to the ground, defeated by the fabulousness of Ginga's bitch slaps.

Ryuga, who witnessed the entire incident cowered in fright. He certainly didn't want to be at the receiving end of that legendary bitch slap.

"Oh please, mighty Ginga! Please spare me!"

Ginga smiled warmly at the trembling boy before him. "Please don't be afraid. I will not harm you."

"Phew." Ryuga sighed in relief.

"I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOU FOR MY DINNER!"

Ryuga let out a girlish scream and ran for the hills.

Ginga laughed like a madman. "Now that my enemy is gone, I can finally enjoy life." He proceeded to pull out a beach chair, a beach umbrella and orange juice from his butt and sighed in content. But then he realised that he forgot his shades. He knew that Kenta had them, so he went to Ryuga's house where Kenta was.

"Kentaaaaaa! I need my epic shades to show everyone how much of a badass I am!" Ginga called out. However, when he opened the front door, rainbows shot out and kicked him all the way to Mars.

Kenta stepped on the front porch feeling triumphant. Finally, he had gotten rid of Ginga! Now nobody will call him 'Ginga's Waterboy' anymore!

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"I don't know if I should continue reading this."

"But big bro! Do this for me, please!" Nero pleaded as he gave his best puppy eyes possible.

Julian sighed in defeat.

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Kenta proceeded to sit on Ginga's beach chair and sipped on his orange juice. Why was he wearing shades when it was about to rain, the world may never know.

Soon it started to rain, but Kenta didn't care. As he continued sipping on his drink, he heard a certain someone screaming and shouting.

"ARRGGHHH!1!1! LION GALE FORCE WALLLLL!11!"

"SHUT UP KYOYA!"

"SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING BRAT! I'M TRYING TO BLOW THE RAIN AWAY!"

"It's hopeless, you should give up."

"CUT THE CRAP! YOU'RE GETTING IN MY WAYYYYY!1!" Kyoya then commanded Leone to blow Kenta all the way to Jupiter.

Meanwhile, Ginga was having a whale of a time with King in Mars, kicking up red sand everywhere while screaming like maniacs and running at supersonic speeds. Kenta, on the other hand, was stuck with Dynamis in Jupiter.

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"Nero, Jupiter is a gas planet. There wouldn't be any solid land for them to stand on."

"Were you listening earlier? I told you that this is a crackfic, and it's all about randomness!"

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"Long ago, a star fell from the sky. It fell into the hands of humans who then decided to turn the precious stone into powerful spinning tops for some reason. Why can't they make cool weaponry out of it? Anyway, another star that collected negative energy from space fell into the hands of the douchebag King Hades. He wanted world domination and made a heavy ass top that would destroy the world. This made no sense at all; if the world is destroyed there would be no subjects to rule over and shape an ideal kingdom. What an idiot. But King Zeus was done with his shit and sent out his minions to destroy Hades. They just weren't meant for the job since they were in the middle of watching anime when Zeus pulled their butts out of the couch and told them to wreck some idiot who wanted to destroy the world just because he wanted to. Gaia saw this and said screw this and lend the lazy bums her power to seal Hades because he was getting on her nerves. Hades was sentenced to underground military camp for centuries and was pissed as hell. He promised to return and vent his anger on the people just because he could. Zeus and the Naruto wannabes decided to pass down their problem to the future generations because they didn't care. Besides, they would be long dead by the time Nemesis awakened so why bother? And so, our story continues in the hands of our generation. Kenta, shouldn't you be doing something to help prevent Nemesis's arrival? What are you just standing there for?"

"I want to die," Kenta said before falling flat onto the ground.

THE END

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"No offence Nero, but that was the worst piece of literature that I had to sit through," Julian said, disgust dripping from his words. "Who would want to read such a nonsensical story?"

"Correction: EVERYONE would want to read my story. Look at the most reviewed stories on this site." Nero clicked on the filter button and searched for the most reviewed stories. Sure enough, similar stories appeared on the list.

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Masamune eats a potato

The Wacky Adventures of Kyoya and Mr. Snail!

Tsubassa teaches Yu how to fly like a f****** majestic eagle

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In addition, there were other stories labelled 'songfics'. "Hey Nero. What are these songfics?" Julian asked.

"Oh, that's for you to learn another time. So, were there any critical errors in my story?"

"There doesn't seem to anything grammatically wrong. There aren't any spelling errors that I can find."

Nero grinned.

"However, the plot is absolute nonsense and it's horribly paced." Julian shoved the laptop back to Nero.

"But I told you, it's a crackfic! The key to writing one is to write things that make no sense. It's called humour."

"Is this what you kids consider humour?" Julian asked with a deadpan expression.

Nero nodded.

Julian sighed and shook his head. "Fine. Do whatever. Let's see how many positive reviews you'll get out of that trash you call literature. By the way, what's the title?"

"You're so negative," Nero said as he published his story. "It's called Randomness Chronicles. Brilliant title, huh?"

"Do you even know what a chronicle actually means…? Never mind…"

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Nero was sitting on a chair relaxing, waiting for reviews to pour in. Julian on the other hand, was playing some games on his phone.

"Aha! I've got a review!" Nero screeched, falling off his chair in excitement.

"What does it say?" Julian asked.

"Okie! It says:

OMG! Haha, this is too funny! Favourite!"

"...what? How did he or she found it funny?"

Nero laughed. "He or she probably has a good sense of humour. Oh, I got another one! It says:

This is priceless!"

"Priceless?" Julian's right eyelid began to twitch. "I'll tell you what's priceless, Kyoya's Biggest Fan! The—"

"Oh hush. Don't take it so seriously." Nero said as he patted his brother's shoulders to calm him down. "Hey, another one! It says:

Rofl, this is the best story that I have read in my entire lifetime!"

"He or she has probably only read stories from this atrocious site." Julian huffed in annoyance.

"Salty… oh! Two more reviews! They say:

Dat title thou…

This is amazing! Please continue!"

Julian checked the stats for the story and was in shock. "Your story already has twenty favourites and nine follows? What!? Why would people even follow a story when it's already complete?"

Nero snickered. "Well, looks like the readers have spoken. I can't wait to see how many more favourites and reviews I'll get tomorrow."

Julian's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates as he backed up against a wall, clutching his forehead. His brain tried to comprehend what had happened and tried to come up with an appropriate response. "I… I don't understand. How is this possible? What has become of fine and artistic literature?"

"Hey, there are also good stories on this site. You just have to search for it."

"Whatever Nero, I'm done for the day. You go on ahead and enjoy your fanfiction or whatever. By the way, did you say something about my friends writing fanfiction too?"

"Yup! Which reminds me, Wales has written his fanfiction and wants you to proofread it too!" Nero said cheerfully.

Julian let out an inaudible gasp of horror as he dashed out of the room.

Sup Beyblade community. It's been a couple of years since I've written anything for Beyblade. (My old fics are shit. If you're looking for a laugh or cringe they are the ones for you.)

Oh poor Julian, being subjected to the horrors of bad fanfiction.

Next up is Walessss! How will his story fair I wonder?