Hermione's rap
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"Hello. I'm Hermione." She said.
"Don't flame me or I'll hex your arse off." She said to the stage threateningly.
"Hey. It's Hermione Jean.
Today I made Snape lean.
We shagged on bed and over the tower.
The Ravenclaws didn't know why it rained.
This day will remain as one of the mysteries of Hogwarts
Oh Voldemort, we have more power.
And I am more enchanting than those Veela tarts…"
The crowd applauds. Ron looked murderous. Snape smirked. Malfoy giggled at his godfather.
~Finite~