My first fic!
I don't own Invader Zim.
Judgement Day
Chapter One Dib Gets His Liscense
Dib never got tired of rubbing Gaz's face in the fact that he was slightly older than she was. Being the first to get his driver's liscence was only the latest in a seemingly endless string of humiliations. Now she would have to either sit and wait for him to pick her up, or suffer the indignity of asking him to drive her somewhere. She didn't like to imagine what she could want enough to force herself through that.
Or more likely he wouldn't even be bothered. Since when had he ever had time to do any of the other things she ever wanted to do? He preferred instead to go off to some paranormal conference or other on some weird subject. He talked about them constantly whenever he was home, which wasn't often, so much that she couldn't avoid hearing about the subject of his latest obsession, little as she cared to know.
"Hey Gaz!" he would blurt, startling her so she almost dropped her game. "There's a Bigfoot conference at the university tonight! Wanna go? Huh?" Even after all these years he would still ask. He never got it that she just wasn't interested.
She would ask for a ride, with as much civility as she could stand to show, only when no other method was available. Of course she could have known what his answer would be.
"I'm waiting to catch a snap of Zim," he would tell her, without looking up from his camera, or "After I finish looking through my pictures," or what was worst of all, "Just wait until I finish reading this." After realizing that she could have walked there and back in the time it would have taken him to finish, Gaz realized that those were just excuses not to drive her anywhere.
Today she actually wanted him to leave, and wouldn't you know it, he was taking his time about doing that. It was as if he had ESP or something. It certainly would explain his obsession with paranormal crap.
At long last, Dib finally decided remove himself from the house and leave Gaz in peace, but first he made sure to make as much noise as he could all the way to the door, trailing after him his loud obnoxious laughter at nothing. "Oh by the way, Gaz," he said suddenly, opening the door so a blast of icy air could hit her, "don't bother with the last soda."
Gaz looked up from her game. "You drank them all, didn't you? At least leave me the last one!"
Dib belched loudly. "I drank that one too!" He laughed and slammed the door.
Gaz heard the sound of the last vampire piggy killing her character and knew that that one moment of distraction had caused her to lose the game, which meant she had lost her game AND her soda. In a rage she sprang off the couch and leaped for the door, but it was too late. Dib's car was loudly pulling out of the driveway and turning around. Spinning his wheels, he showered her with a spray of stinging gravel.
Gaz could only go back to the couch and take out the rest of her frustration on killing Vampire Piggies all night, fervently wishing with all of her heart that every one of them was Dib.
Chapter Two coming soon!