waver-chan: It's about time that I annoyed Zoro.

Sanji: Sure is,Waver-chan.

waver-chan: (faints because Sanji is standing next to me XD)

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1,Call him a carrot.

2,Sing Yankee Doodle(badly)in his ear while he's sleeping.

3,Take his swords and throw them into an ocean.

4,Put on a forest ranger outfit and ask him to return the grass(his hair)back to it's rightful spot.

5,Dye his hair pink.

6,Tell him all his fangirls like seeing him tortured.(It's true!...most of the time)

7,Put a blind fold on Luffy,and give him Zoro's swords(coated in meat juice...ew.)

8,Push him into Nami,and take photo's.

9,Just be annoying

10,Hug him(...gross)

11,Put a heart on his bandana(whatever you call that thing)

12,Take his swords and sell them on eBay.

13,Tell him his swords only sold for a penny.

14,Tell Nami that he stole three pairs of panties and 8 sets of bras.

15,When Zoro starts attacking you(after any and all annoying stuff),tell him he slept with Luffy.

16,If and when he has a nose bleed,call him gay and walk away.(I rhymed!)

17,Water his head,and watch as his head sprouts a tree.

18,Tell Chopper that Zoro was having a heart attack.

19,Start screaming "Molester!' whenever you see him and Sanji,or anyone else is around.

20,Tell Luffy that Zoro has some meat hidden in his shirt.Figure the rest out on your own.XP

21,Throw him a birthday party when it's Earth Day.

22,Steal the elusive boots,and throw them over board.

23,Give his swords to Sanji.That itself,will tick him off very much.

24,Throw all his alcohol overboard,when you know the next island is all religious.

25,Repeat all in same day,then tell him you won't quit until he admits that Sanji is better.

2 minutes later...

26,When he starts begging you to stop,Start singing random songs in a screechy voice.

27,When ears bleed,tell Chopper that Zoro has a rare disease called "Brainmeltophobia",and tell him that the only cure,is a brain transplant while patient is conscious.

28,Just be yourself all day long.

29,Don't bother Zoro all day long(try as hard as you can),and when he starts freaking out about all the bad stuff that you could do to him,walk out of your room all dressed and happy.Then enjoy it while he faints from worrying.

30,Do all of that,and then say that your done annoying him for that day.Then while he relaxs,paint all over him,with an "I love Sanji" tattoo on his forehead.(If you can bare doing that to poor Sanji.)

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waver-chan:That's all I could think of now...(

Sanji:It was worth annoying Marimo,Waver-chan.

waver-chan:Well,even if they sucked,review and tell me what you thought of them.Please go VERY easy on me.This was spur of the moment.I'll think of better ones later.

Sanji:Yes,please review and let Waver-chan know what you though about it.

waver-chan:I'll have Sanji bake you cookies if you do!But let's see what happened Zoro first...

Zoro:(In fetal pisition trying not to brake out in a scream while running away from me)It's not real,it's not real,it's no-

waver-chan:I messed him up pretty good with my sucky annoying things...

Sanji:I'm gonna take a picture..Snap!..Now I'll go make those cookies, Waver-chan!

waver-chan:Remember to press that little blue-ish square button if you want Sanji cookies!