This is the TRUE story of "The Noodle Incident"…
Moe had an idea. Normally, it was very rare for Moe to have an idea, seeing as he's all brawn and no brains. In fact, it is a miracle that he can have ideas at ALL, but this, THIS was PURE GENIUS. Two birds with one stone, and all Moe had to do was put it into action. "SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" Instantly, a duplicate of Moe appeared. "Go, my mini, and seed Twinkie into forming a bad Allison!" (That means, "Go, my minion, and seduce Twinkie (Calvin) into forming a bad alibi!" Moe's stupid that way.)
"Hobbes, where are you? HOBBES!" At the moment, Calvin didn't know Hobbes was in the dryer, which gave Moe #2 an opportunity. "TRANSFORM!" Thus, Moe #2 turned into a fake Hobbes. "THERE you are! Where've you been?" said Calvin. jedi mind trick "You WILL bring balloons and spaghetti tomorrow for lunch!" "I will bring balloons and spaghetti tomorrow for lunch." "You want to act nervous whenever you are being talked to about a noodle incident." "I want to do what you just said I want to do." "Eeeeexcelent." And with that, Moe #2 left.
Lunch ended. Susie left for class-SPLAT! BAM! ANYONOMATAPIAYOUWANT! Susie had just been splattered with a spaghetti-filled balloon, which Moe had thrown at her.
And now you know. Witnesses reported Calvin had been seen earlier that day with balloons and spaghetti. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.