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25 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
1. Call her Isabella, instead of Bella.
2. Ask her to choose Team Edward or Team Jacob in front of the two guys.
3. If she chooses Team Edward, tell her she is letting Jacob down when he helped her.
4. If she chooses Team Jacob, ask her if she really loves Edward or not.
5. Tell her that her dad is going to shoot Edward tonight.
6. Tell her that millions of fans are at Edward's house seducing him into sex.
7. When she denies it saying that Edward would never do that, tell her that's not what he said last night.
8. Ask her where Victoria is and how she's doing.
9. When she tells you that Victoria is dead, tell her that's what you think.
10. Tell her Edward is cheating on her.
11. When she asks who, say it's Jacob.
12. Tell her she's older than Edward.
13. Call her old.
14. Tell her she looks older because she can't sleep.
15. When she tells you she can't sleep (since she is a vampire) suggest that she should go to a doctor for medical help.
16. Poor ketchup on her.
17. When she asks you why the hell you did that, ignore her and say "Jasper! Come and get it!"
18. Attempt to make a knock – knock joke. (Knock – knock. Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Come on, don't be such a baby)
19. Ask her if the father of her baby is Edward or Jacob.
20. When she says Edward, tell her that's not what Carlisle (otherwise known as Dr. Cullen) said.
21. Tell her that you gave her baby up for adoption
22. Tell her that the Volturi have adopted Renesme.
23. Talk to her about the bags under her eyes.
24. Sprinkle glitter on her.
25. When she asks you why you did that, tell her you're the special effects person for making vampires sparkle.
Next one is "25 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen." Want a spoiler? Alright, "Tell him to date girls his age". LOL(: