Len: Hello, fangirls.
Look at your guy, now back to me.
Now back at your guy, now back to me.
Sadly, your guy isn't me.
But if he stopped listening to Justin Beiber, switched to Vocaloid and cosplayed as me, he could act like he's me.
Look down. Back up. Where are you?
You're in a Vocaloid concert, one of them starring the blonde guy you've been fangirling so much about who is actually me.
What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it.
It's a banana you planned to give to me to catch my attention and love.
Look again. The banana is now Kagamine Len headphones your guy can start off with.
Anything is possible when your guy is like me.
I'm on Kaito.
Kaito: Len, get off me.
By the way, guys, Miyuki doesn't own Vocaloid or the company that made the body spray she can't remember what was called.
Len: That's nice. Now how do I turn my stuff into bananas again?