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A/N: So this was supposed to be a drabble and got a little out of control. :) It's in honor of Fashion Week and today's meme on our meme-of-the-day calendar: My version of Fashion Week is making it to Friday without spilling food or coffee on my clothes.
On Monday, Danny spilled coffee on his shirt—white, of course.
On Tuesday, he spilled it in his lap—and damn, that was hot!
On Wednesday, Bullet threw up on his shoes—his good ones, naturally.
On Thursday, the rest of the team took bets on what would happen next. Nobody bet that it wouldn't happen; just what it would be.
That day, Danny dropped one of Kamekon's famous garlic shrimp on his pants. That stain was going to be a bitch to get out.
Chin won that bet. Bets were placed for Friday. Again, no one bet that nothing would happen.
Friday morning, Danny noticed the team staring at him. "What, do I have sugar on my face?"
"No, not on your face," Steve replied.
"Then what? On my shirt?" He looked down. No, nothing there.
"Not yet," Kono sniggered.
"There must be something. Tell me why you've been staring at me all morning!" Danny demanded.
"Just wondering what fashion statement for Fashion Week you're going to make today," Lou said.
"Why should I care about Fashion Week? Fashion week is for snobby people with too much money and too much time on their hands. Rachel cares about Fashion Week. I don't. My contribution to Fashion Week is not spilling food or coffee on myself," Danny ranted.
Kono sniggered again. "You haven't been doing a very good job, brah."
Danny glared at her. "I'll have you know today's outfit is pristine."
"You might want to look again," Chin said.
Danny stared down at his outfit, horrified to notice a spreading ink stain from his pants pocket. His pen had leaked all over. "I hate you all," he said. "I hate you all very much."
"We love you, too, Danny," they chorused.