I discovered that I actually really, really like these one-shot-only-dialogue thingies.
So…
Here's another one! :)
Disclaimer: I'm not J . K . Rowling in disguise, therefore I do not own Lily Evans nor do I own James Potter.
J: Oy, Evans!
L: What, Potter?
J: Have you finished your Potions essay?
L: Yeees…
J: Can I borrow it?
L: Nooo…
J: Why not?
L: Because I hate you.
J: *pouts*
L: Don't you pout at me!
J: Pleeease.
L: No. I won't let you copy!
J: Why not?
L: It took me 3 days to finish it!!!
J: And I'm honouring your effort by choosing your homework above all others to be also my homework.
L: You're not serious, are you?
J: Of course not. I'm James.
L: How I hate that joke…
J: I kind of like it.
L: As you like all stupid things…
J: Wow. You just called yourself stupid.
L: …
J: What?
L: …
J: Stop looking at me like that!
L: …
J: …
L: …
J: EVANS JUST DIED CEREBRALLY!! HELP!! HELP!!
L: POTTER!
J: OH NEVERMIND!! SHE'S ALIVE!!
L: ARE YOU STUPID POTTER?!? HAVE YOU NOTHING INSIDE YOUR HEAD THAT WARNS YOU AGAINST SHOUTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COMMOM ROOM SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THAT?!? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN?!? I BET NOT!! BECAUSE IF YOU HAD ONE YOU WOULD NEVER –
J: …
L: …
L: You just kissed me.
J: Hm… yeah. I think I did.
L: …
J: Lily, please can you pretend to be a little less shocked? It's not doing wonders to my imagination. Now I'm just imagining the awful torture that I'll have to suffer because of this.
L: …
J: Lily?
L: …
J: Can you say something?
L: For Merlin's pants…
J: Well, that is something.
L: You just kissed me.
J: Hm… yeah. I think I did.
L: …
J: Wow. Dejá vu.
L: You know what?
J: What?
L: …
J: …
J: You just kissed me.
L: Yeah.
J: …
L: James?
J: Bloody hell, Lily, what was that for?
L: Dunno. Why did you kissed me in the first place?
J: You look sexy when you're angry.
L: ...
J: What? You asked. I answered.
L: …
J: Don't laugh!!
L: Haha. I'm sorry.
J: You better be.
Moment of deep contemplation.
L: You know what?
J: What?
L: I don't hate you.
J: REALLY?!?! YEAH!! I'M HAPPY!! I'M FINALLY HAPPY!!
L: Jaaames…
J: Sorry.
J: Go to Hogsmeade with me?
L: Sure.
J: YEEEA- … sorry.
I'm not very happy with this one. :/
Well. Make a stranger happy! Review! :D
MCS