Ok. This is the first fanfic rated 'M' that I have posted on fanfiction dot net. This doesn't mean its the first one I've wrote. I just usually throw them out before publishing them. As far as I'm concerned, I believe that this fic sucks. But I have to publish one sometime. Uhh...oh yeah. The girl mentioned in this story is a character of my own design.

I do not own Naruto. I do not own Itachi. If I did, Itachi would be seen bare-chested more often. (Have we ever seen him like that? Argh!)

I do own my own characters and would feel very happy if you didn't steal any ideas from me.


Uchiha Itachi was far from being a lonely man.

You would have thought that with his piercing red eyes, cold demeanor, and the fact that he'd killed his entire clan, he'd have been discarded by normal society, leaving him to do Akatsuki's dirty work. That he'd never truly have any friends, girlfriends, and for you shounen-ai lovers, boyfriends, right?

Wrong.

"I'm such a deceitful little shit." this thought graced his mind as he grinned and pulled the young girl with silver, shoulder-length hair closer to his slender body. Beads of sweat fell down his back ashe girl'sbody came closer to his.

"Ita-kun...how's this for a 'Welcome Home' present, hmm?" She whispered seductivley as he planted small kisses on her bare neck. She nuzzled him with the top of her head. "I haven't seen you in months..."

"Mm...this is way better than some crappy-ass cake or something..." He said, still infatuated with her soft neck. He embraced her and began nipping her ear ever-so-softly as she gave a small moan of pleasure.

"..Mmm..." She said, getting closer to him. "Way better than cake."

"I really hope Kisame doesn't come back anytime soon." Itachi said,tracing the faintoutline of her ribs with his pinky finger. "It would be shame for him to interrupt us..."

"Don't worry. I locked the door.", the silver-haired girl giggled as her lover stroked her bare skin. "Oh, and by the way, Ita-san...thanks for the chocolates..."

As the light faded, a rather large box of chocolates was seen on the floor, along with various articles of clothing.


So, there you have it. ItachixOC fic by Fullmidget Alchemist. Im's sorry if it sucked; I seriously considered deleting this one. Anyways, uhh...review?