One Day in Konoha.
Naruto:Hmmmmmm what do i do today?
Sasuke:I don't know,home i guess,see ya.
Sakura:Don't leave me here with this baka!
Naruto:Dammit,im by myself,i need some friends...
At South Park.
Cartman:Hey guys,whatcha doin?
Kyle:Nothing.
Kenny:hmmhmm(Nothing)
Stan:Going to school,duh!
Cartman:Fuck school you guys,skip that crap.
Kyle,Stan,and Kenny:Yea!
Then...
ZAP!
Cartman:Where the hell are we?
Kyle:I don't know.
Stan:Me neither.
Kenny:hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm hmm (I don't know either.)
Back at Naruto.
Naruto:Hmmmm,I might as well look around.
Cartman:Hey,lets ask that retard for help.
Cartman:Hey,do you know where the hell we are.
Naruto:You're in the village of Konoha.
Kyle:(gasp)He's a ninja!Just like the time we had those weapons,man my mom would've killed me if she found out about that.
Cartman:Yea,she almost ruined the Terrance&Phillip show,because she's a big fat stupid bi-
Kyle:Do do it Cartman,i am warning you!
Cartman:All right,all right.
Kyle:Man i'm getting tired of him calling my mom a-
Cartman:Weeeeeeeellllllll,Kyle's mom a bitch she's a big fat witch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch and if she was ever was a bitch to all the boys and girls (melody).On Monday she's a bitch,on Tuesday she's a bitch,on Wednsday starting she's a bitch,then on Sunday just 'cause we never never call her king kong mayor,mayor BIATCH!!All kids around the world are singing and it might go a little something like this:hademadacheokonakingbabo,lalinbybyyaifhahag,yamaboimharaderayake,hobbewalinkaingbo,have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,she's a big fat bitch,Kyle's mom is a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch,
Kyyyyle's mom is a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHAAAAAAA!!!!!!Cool,huh?
Kyle:You're such a fucking fatass!
Cartman:And your a fucking Jew!
Stan:Hey,hey,hey,guys stop!
Naruto:Alright you guys are my new friends!
Cartman:The hell we are!
Kyle:Hey,can you teach us some moves?
Naruto:Ok!!Why not?
Meanwhile,at training.
Kiba:Hyaaahhh!!(throwing 3 shurikens)
Kenny rushed and jumped.
stab,stab,stab (in Kenny's face
Stan:Oh my God,you killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!
Cartman:What's your name asshole?Why did you kill him?
Kiba:Uhhhhhhhhh,it was my dog,BYE!
Cartman:Damn,he got away!
Naruto:Sorry about your friend.
Cartman:Yea,do you have a Nintendo Wii?
Naruto:What's that?
Cartman:No,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
To be continued...