Disclaimer: I do not own the tv show 'Witch'. I do not own the display picture.
Oki doki. I am home sick with whooping cough and I was sitting alone watching Witch because well, it was there and I'm like 'why the fuck not?'. Now I'm writing gibberish. Don't know if I will continue it. But enjoy!
Pairings: OC/Caleb (maybe) OC/Irma (maybe)
Why did this have to happen to me? I mean it could have been any show! Any show at all. It could have been freaking Doctor Who or Supernatural. Heck you could throw me into Spongebob for all I cared. But nooo, it had to be WITCH. Don't get me wrong, I loved this show. Dammit I was obsessed since I was a wee child. But that obsession left me when I grew up. I forgot about it for a while until I put it on not five minutes ago during a freaking storm and boom! Out pops some lightning and I'm sucked into the damned tv.
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground – GOD DAMMIT TAYLOR SWIFT! Fucking Christ now I have that song in my head.
Groaning pathetically and slapping a hand over my face I could not fathom why it had to be me. I knew from the very moment as i was being sucked into the tv that I was in one of those self insert fanfics. Hopefully though I was only stuck in a coma and imagining this whole thing.
Oh I fucking hoped so.
Hearing movement behind me I turned and almost shit myself then and there. Standing like the handsome bugger he was, Caleb stared at me in mild confusion and curiosity.
"Oh…my…God." He was smashingly handsome. His hair…so perfect – EMILY SHUT UP! Don't be that fangirl. Please for the love of Christ don't be that fangirl.
"Who are you?" Caleb finally answered taking a step forward and trying to look intimidating. Although he wasn't achieving much since I was already lying down on the fucking ground! "How did you get here?" hope suddenly appeared in his oh-so pretty eyes. "Are you from the rebellion? Are you here to get me out?" I raised my eyebrows at him.
"Do I even look like I'm apart of a rebellion?" gesturing to my Tardis slippers and 'Jerk, bitch' socks. Caleb grimaced and scratched the back of his head sheepishly.
"No. Not at all." I smiled brightly and got up on my feet. Stretching and taking in my surroundings. "Who are you?"
"I'm the girl who is currently having a mid-life crisis." Looking at his blank face my I grinned. "Oh you meant my name. Emily" sticking my hand out. He hesitantly shook it before taking in my appearance.
"What could you have possibly done to Phobos to end up here?" I gaped at him. Was I hearing sexism?! From Caleb?
Pointing a threatening finger at him I tried to look intimidating…but since I was like a head or more shorter than him I must look pretty dang hilarious.
"Listen here buster. I may be a woman. But I can kick your ass to the curve if I wanted to."
WAS HE SMIRKING AT ME! Ohhh he was. And it was….beautiful – EMILY!
"I doubt that."
"Wanna say that again, buddy?" raising a twitching eyebrow. "I warn you…my red river is flowing."
Caleb looked even more confused than he did when I met him.
"What – "
"FUCKING HELL WHAT IS THAT!" one moment I was standing, the next I was in Caleb's arms clutching him dear and staring at a fucking midget troll who was staring at me in awe.
"I am blunk!" I gaped in disbelief and then burst out laughing. Earning a shocked/wtf expression from Caleb and mild concern from Blunk.
I'm so stupid! Blunk, of course it was Blunk…let me tell you. He's more disastrously terrifying and ugly in person.
"Um…are you okay?" Caleb asked and un-ceremonially dropped me on my ass. I squeaked and whacked his leg.
"I'm not now! Dropping someone on their ass hurts ya know!" getting up and rubbing my bottom. Muttering curses under my breath.
I was pretty proud of myself for being so dang calm. Probably something to do with me thinking this was all in my head. But all in all I was a cool cucumber.
Hearing some scuffling I turned to see Caleb trying what looks like for the thousandth time him trying to climb up the cell wall.
"Er,,,you do know that getting out of here is impossible right?" he laughed at me and shook his head.
"And what would you know?" I scoffed and crossed my arms across my chest.
"More than you ya idjit." Chuckling at the supernatural reference. Caleb snorted and in less than a second he was lying on the ground glaring at the air. "Told you" I sang.
"Shut up." Blunk laughed loudly from where he sat and slapped his knee.
"I like her!"
"Shut up!" Caleb shouted in annoyance and groaned when he caught sight of me smiling smugly. "I didn't fight this long for freedom to be stuck down here with a talking pickle and a defenseless teenage girl." I gaped and glared.
"Don't piss me off. Like I said before, my red river is flowing." Once again Caleb sent me a confused look.
"What does that even mean?" before I could go into an in-depth talk about the menstrual cycle the sound of chains and a cage being lowered down interrupted. Looking up me and the others saw a black cage.
"That's right Guardian of the veil, your going down there with the rebel leader" suddenly a girl with red fiery hair was released and landed in Caleb's arms with a squeal.
"You're the kid from yesterday!" her eyes widening in recognition. Caleb grimaced as though he was personally slapped.
"Your not one of the guardians I saw," I held back my laughter at seeing her 'what the fuck did you say.' Expressions. "where's your older sister?"
"Wait! Your there rebel leader I'm supposed to be saving?" saying it as if she was told something horrendous and then laughed. "What are you rebelling against? Diaper rash?"
"Hey girly-girl I'm fifteen." Caleb glared then shook his head. "Never mind that, activate your crystal and get us out of here." Will sheepishly smiled and tapped her two fingers together.
"I didn't exactly….bring it." There was a moment of awkward silence as me and Blunk shared a look as Caleb collapsed to his knees.
"You didn't…exactly….bring it?"
"As in she doesn't have it on her person." I told him and walked over to the two. Putting my hand out for Will to shake. "Honestly for a rebel leader you're remarkably stupid. Hi there." Staring at a stunned Will. "I'm Emily."
"Will…" she breathed and shook my hand. Blinking then gaping. "Are you apart of the rebel's too?" I snorted and tapped my tardis covered foot.
"Nah. I'm here because I was sucked into a fucking portal." She grimaced in sympathy.
"And you're taking it remarkably well." Caleb muttered bitterly and dropped Will as he got up. She squealed and glared at him.
"Why thank you." I grinned up at him. He rolled his eyes as if already used to my non-caring attitude. Walking back to the wall he got into a climbing position. "Don't tell me you're going to try and climb your way up again." I groaned and Will turned to look at me with another confused expression.
"Are you serious?" I nodded and she turned to the rebel leader. "You're seriously trying to climb your way out?" talking as if he was stupid.
"Yes." Caleb grunted as he climbed up, but lost his footing and came crashing down to the ground.
"Aaaand how's that working out so far?" I asked and smiled sweetly at him. Caleb glared.
"He's fallen twenty times!" Blunk chuckled and as Will set eyes on him she screamed bloody murder and latched onto me. I laughed and patted her back.
"He's harmless. Just a thief."
"Business man!" Will relaxed slightly and let go. But still stood as close as possible to me.
About ten minutes in and fourteen falls of Caleb the rest of the guardians arrived.
"Will!" Hay-lin's shout echoed the dark hole. Will perked up and looked above.
"Hay-lin! I'm down here!"
"Catch!" in an instant I watched as a pink glowing crystal flew down to Will. I watched in awe as she said the incantation and pink light lit up the entire cage. I closed my eyes as it got to intense. Seconds later I stared and laughed as I saw Will with wings.
"Girl you look awesome!" Will didn't seem to hear me as she flew up. I watched in amazement but then fear as I saw a fucking fireball of doom hurdling towards me.
"Emily!" Caleb shouted and tackled me to the ground in protection and away from the exploding ball of fire. I sat there in shock as Caleb was on top of me and glared at the scorch mark where I stood not long ago.
"This is a rescue?!" Caleb shouted in disbelief. "We were safer as prisoners!" I rolled my eyes and shoved him off of me.
"Stop being so dramatic it's their first time." the teenager scoffed and stood up along with me.
"What are you doing up there?" I dusted myself off but paused when I heard running water.
"Oh hell no." suddenly water ran down the sides of the cage and up to my ankles. "Um…rebel dude?" I looked at him in fear. "I don't know about you but I'm as fit as a sloth." He frowned in confusion. Fucking Christ! What's with me and confusing people.
"What's a sloth? GAH!" Blunk latched himself onto Calebs' neck. Hands clutching over his eyes. "I can't see!"
The next five minutes felt like hell as Caleb helped me stay afloat and trying to get Blunk off of him. During those five minutes my tardis slippers came off and sunk to the bottom. RIP slippers, we had some fun times. Finally we were at the top and I swam to the edge, ignoring how Caleb shouted verbal abuse to Blunk as he swam next to me.
"Hey its him!" Taranee exclaimed then pouted. "But who are you?" I smiled lazily at her and gave them all a half-hearted wave.
"Emily. Got sucked into a portal and here I am." They all grimaced in sympathy.
"I blocked them, but its not gonna hold for very long." Cornelia said as she flew to the group. "What is that?" face morphed into disgust as she pointed to a drooling Blunk.
"A business man." I told them as I helped Caleb out.
"So much for finding cute boys." She muttered sadly. Glancing sideways to Caleb with a look of longing. Abruptly Hay-lin flew down with excitement of a five year old.
"There's a million halls down there! It's like a really cool maze. I mean cool if we weren't like trapped in here and everything." Next to me Caleb sent her as look as if questioning her sanity. "Heeeey, you didn't get eaten by that thing!" his look turned into a smug smile and an innocent shrug.
"Take Blunk!" Blunk told hay-lin and took hold of her hands. "Blunk knows tunnel. Secret way out!"
"He's…kinda cute." She mumbled.
Suddenly the guards lowered themselves down and in an instant we were running down a tunnel with Blunk leading the way. I was heaving, pushing my legs to run as fast as they could. Fucking exercise.
Finally we reached the hidden tunnel, that was blocked with bars and I was leaning against Caleb for support. Heaving heavily from the workout. Near us Taranee snapped her fingers and a flame appeared, she worked her way to break the bars. Caleb snorted, his body twitching when I smacked him to stop moving.
"That's what you get for trusting a smuggler."
"Buisness man." I interrupted and Blunk sent me a thankful smile. Cornelia turned her attention to Caleb with a flirtatious smile.
"Who are you again?"
"He's the rebel leader." Will stated with a teasing tone. The blonde haired girl's eyes flashed with something akin to a fangirl orgasm. I internally groaned, oh God no. I used to ship these two but no way in hell was I gonna ship a fangirl with Caleb anymore. Oh hell nah.
"You're the rebel leader?"
Suddenly a loud roar echoed the castle. Caleb stood up straight with a warrior's reflex. He gently pulled me off of him and looked out in the hallway.
"I'll hold them off as long as I can." My eyes widened, I vaguely remembered this part. I knew he was going to survive but seeing it actually happen is more terrifying. And if Blunk was more scary in real life, I don't even want to know what Cedric looks like.
"No!" Will exclaimed, "You don't have any powers." I looked at Caleb pleadingly.
"Will's right." I agreed and touched his arm when he was about to go. "You'll die." He smiled at me and turned to Will.
"Guarding the veil is more important than one rebel fighter. Oh and" Turning to me he took my hand off of his arm and held it gently before slowly letting go "my names Caleb."
As I watched him run off I felt my heart clench strangely and eyes faintly burn. Fucking stop Emily! Don't get a crush. Don't get a crush. I am not getting a crush. I turned away as I heard Caleb shout at Cedric and run off. Ohhh he better survive. Because when he does I'm gonna whoop his ass for making me worry.
"Is he cute or what?" Cornelia said with a fangirl expression. Good God she makes me want to throw up.
"Hey! Mortal." Irma shouted at me and I turned to see everyone crawling into the tunnel hole. "You gonna come with us or what?" I rolled my eyes at her and got on my hands and knees.
"I ain't a mortal, fairy." Behind me I heard her gasp in mock shock.
"At least I can fly, muggle." I paused on crawling and burst out laughing. In front of us I saw some of the others turning and staring at me in disbelief. Laughing in a situation like this did seem a bit insane.
"You read Harry Potter."
"Do I read Harry Potter?" Irma repeated in sarcasm. "What kind of question is that?!"
"Who's your favorite character?"
"Ron, obviously." I gasped.
"No." I breathed and got up on my feet when we reached the end of the tunnel. "He's only friends with Harry because he's famous. And he abandoned Harry the second he got attention in the Goblet of Fire." Irma stood up and gaped.
"Ok, I give you that. But aside from that he's a pretty awesome character." Crossing her arms as if daring me to say otherwise.
"What's so awesome?"
"For one he's sarcastic." I blinked and nodded.
"Agreed." We shook hands and I was immediately lifted off the air and held securely by Irma as she flew away from the castle. I squeaked and held her dear. "Don't ever do that again!" she just cackled madly.
When we reached the portal I laughed like a maniac when Caleb fell into the muddy lake. Although I laughed so hard the grip Irma had loosened and I too fell. Wet, muddy and glaring I twitched when Caleb stared at me and soon burst out into fits of giggles.
"Shut up you bastard!" Flicking some mud at him. But it only made him laugh even harder. Suddenly the earth shook beneath out feet and the floor I was standing on moved. Looking beneath me I felt the overwhelming sensation of 'shit'. Now I was in the air, kneeling on the head of a rock monster. "You've got to be joking."
I screamed when it moved, trying to catch one of the guardians. Below me Caleb was trying to climb up and rescue me.
"Hang on!" he shouted and I rolled my eyes.
"ONTO WHAT YOU IDIOT!" suddenly the water ball Irma send to the monster hit him full force. A wave of water crashed down onto me and I had the feeling of falling. Screaming so hard my throat hurt my heart pounded in my chest. This was it. This was how I was gonna die. Death by falling off of a rock monster. At least it was original.
In a sudden movement I was caught by Irma and lowered to the ground where Caleb fell. Leaving me there Caleb gripped me tight and gave me an awkward hug. I was in too much of a shock to even register him.
"This was not how I was planning my day." I mumbled and he chuckled half-heartedly. Scratching the back of his neck sheepishly.
"At least you're alive." I glared at him and he shut up. Looking up I heard the commotion cease and saw the stiff statue of the rock monster.
"About time!" I announced and as if the world was giving me the big 'fuck you' the monster broke free and I groaned pitiful. "Oh come on." Caleb didn't waste any time gripping my wrist and dragging me to the portal. Landing on the ground I looked up and felt fear grip me as Irma was in the monster's hand.
"Will! Help!" In an instant Will took out the crystal. Pink sparks flew and mixed with the blue portal. The sound of electricity cracking the portal closed and Irma fell to the ground in broken rubble. With a pink flash the guardians were in their normal clothes.
"Did you believe what we just did?" Cornelia asked with an insane grin. Hair all ragged from the fight.
"That was so unreal!" Irma exclaimed "Talk about teamwork."
"What happened to your face?" Will asked Cornelia with a frown.
"When we swung across the moat Cornelia, George of the jungle'd into the wall." With a motion of her fist "Wham!"
I laughed and got to my feet with the help of Caleb who strangely stood in a possessive stance near me and looked around with calculated eyes.
"What type of dangers are in this place?" Taranee sent him a lopsided grin.
"Well, there's the cafeteria food."
I sat next to Irma at a table in Hay-lin's family restaurant with new dry clothes and a cup of green tea. Grinning as Irma excitedly explained the story to the Hay-lin's grandma.
"It was so great! We fought and we flew and this slim-o-creep-o thing escaped into the pipes."
"Do you think he'll be ok in there?" Hay-lin asked, interrupting Irma's excited story-telling.
"If he climbs up on the girls locker rooms I'm switching schools." Taranee said in a no nonsense tone. "It was intense." She said about the rescuing and fighting.
"Oooh look what I figured out about our initials spell." Hay-Lin said and showed them her palm which had an awesome doodle of the word 'WITCH'.
"The main thing is, the bad guy didn't our new best friends." Irma said and wrapped her arms around me and Will. We all chuckled. And I wondered how on earth I was their new best friend. They've known me for what, six or so hours?
Looking at Irma I saw her smiling widely at me.
"Oh, prince Phobos didn't want Will." Grandma said.
"What?!" they exclaimed. The old woman sent them a wise look.
"Only her power. I fear he wants another, who battle is yet to come."
Well, shit.
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